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Old 10-01-03   #1
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i'm in a shitty mood,

so i figured i'd make a random list of things on DF that are making me irritated.


1. The eighty-three smilies we have to choose from. Nobody should need more than three smilies at any given time, ever. If you can't let me know how you feel by using words, then you shouldn't be on a message board in the first place, you tacky fucks.

2. *lix*, *lixx* and the like. It's not sexy, and it's not enticing. Licking is what dogs do. If any of you actually licked me at a DF convention, I'd give you a Milk Bone and have you neutered.

3. icp 4ever in me's quasi-ghetto typing style. The fact that you miraculously changed from typing like a normal human being to typing like Snoop Dogg's retarded twin brother can only mean that you're actually proud of the fact that you shoved your way into a social group in which you don't belong. I'm waiting for the day you sit next to a group of central African exchange students and start typing in *click*s.

4. People whining about the member pics section's lack of existence. Nobody wants to see your ugly ass, anyway; plus, there's a perfectly good photography section in which you can make my eyes scream Jesus' name and beg for respite.

5. Goodbye threads. The best way to say 'goodbye' is to leave and not show up for a while, thus forcing us to wonder what happened to you. If you let us know that you're leaving because we hurt your feelings or because your mom's taking your Internet away since you got caught performing Wiccan rituals in the girls' bathroom during study hall, it not only eliminates the mystery, but it makes us not care. I personally don't care either way, but it annoys me less if you just go and get it over with.

6. The flirting. When are we going to simply admit that most of us aren't appealing? I'm moody and neurotic, patryn's drunk 18 hours a day, Billy drives teens to suicide, ArSiNiK's sleazy, Mia~ow's mean, mightydreamer's barely literate, and the list goes on for miles. If we were appealing, we wouldn't be here in the first place. I've noticed that with a few exceptions, the stable people here are ugly, and the hot people here are totally insane or complete bitches. Everybody's maladjusted. I personally think we should treat everyone asexually around here, because it's basically all we're worth.

7. People who post threads with titles like, "My pathetic, useless existence," "My pointless Life," "I am Worthless," and so on, and so on. Besides the fact that the entire world knows you just want attention, nobody's going to want to read about your pointless life - or anything pointless, for that matter - so why bother? Just sit in your room, crank up some music, and cry quiety; leave us out of your bullshit.

8. That thread called "kiss my ass" by sociopathichick16, or something like that.

9. The influx of Holy Rollers (probably all Massaman) who are intent on converting all us Satanists to Christianity. Very few people here are Satanic, and those who are Satanic are ugly, anyway. Heaven doesn't need more ugly people; it already has people like Mother Teresa and Abe Lincoln, and they're total dogs.

10. Post whores. It's not funny or cute. It's not even refreshingly annoying, because I can just ignore you. It's more of a waste of the essence of man; a waste of that which makes the cosmos function smoothly; a complete and total waste of everything imaginable. People who post just to see themselves post are mental black holes, and need to be banned, unbanned, and banned again.

11. Bartolino's Internet laugh: "ah ah ah ah ah." You are NOT the Count from Sesame Street, and you never will be. You're not evil either; you're just Italian, which is close to evil, but not quite.


More later; time to leave work.

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Old 10-01-03   #2
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ha ha ha, that was histerical! LOL
I love it! *agree's to most of it*
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Old 10-01-03   #4
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*laughs*
Are you really pissed off or just having a general I hate everything/everyone type of day?
Because it's starting to get good and I hope your mood lasts long enough to get several pages out of this.

Not saying I hope you stay pissed...but I don't know if you keep this up I might end up changing my mind.
Since Arsinik got kidnapped by the pink bunnies and chained to Pamela Anderson(see different thread) I haven't had a decent laugh.
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6. The flirting. When are we going to simply admit that most of us aren't appealing? I'm moody and neurotic, patryn's drunk 18 hours a day, Billy drives teens to suicide, ArSiNiK's sleazy, Mia~ow's mean, mightydreamer's barely literate, and the list goes on for miles. If we were appealing, we wouldn't be here in the first place. I've noticed that with a few exceptions, the stable people here are ugly, and the hot people here are totally insane or complete bitches. Everybody's maladjusted. I personally think we should treat everyone asexually around here, because it's basically all we're worth.
You mean, I'm not so good looking I intimidate them??
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dude, you have to realize that we are never going to get the spear to 535ft. let it go man. its dragging you down. shit, i'm missing miller time...........
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Old 10-01-03   #7
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so i figured i'd make a random list of things on DF that are making me irritated.


1. The eighty-three smilies we have to choose from. Nobody should need more than three smilies at any given time, ever. If you can't let me know how you feel by using words, then you shouldn't be on a message board in the first place, you tacky fucks.

Hey, I spent a long time finding some of those! And besides, I sure as hell am not going to write "I am smiling right now" each time I could do a "" instead. The former seems more gay than the latter, trust me.


As for the rest, well sheer brilliance of course.



I am smiling right now, and reading some again I may just break out in a chuckle, and then I will probably be winking at you.

Or in short form:


:laugh:



(Edit: Given that the smilies are all still active, of course. Which seems to not be the case. I need a "oh woe is me" smilie for that!)

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you know...i don't see anything on there i fit into. ok, fine by me *shrugs*

and anti, you know i'd hate to see you go, but if this place is really causing you so much grief why do you bother?
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and anti, you know i'd hate to see you go, but if this place is really causing you so much grief why do you bother?
It's not that bad around here; I'm just in a shitty mood. Let me hate in peace.
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It's not that bad around here; I'm just in a shitty mood. Let me hate in peace.
good, i'd have to start one of these threads if you left. you're too fucking amusing to leave.

so uhm...*empathizes*
stupid holy rollers...
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mightydreamer's barely literate..


:no: waaaaait a minute auntie, I must correct Ure hating regards; I am a bilingual iliterate, THANK U
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which two languages hun? english and bad english?
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:no: waaaaait a minute auntie, I must correct Ure hating regards; I am a bilingual iliterate, THANK U
I was just pissy, son; you know I think you're cool. Rock on.
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bro U know I'd never take it from U iany other way eeeeeeheeeeem WOW I felt almost like PATTY there for a sec, pheeeeeew must go look at nudi chick pics nowack
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which two languages hun? english and bad english?


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~bites left tit~

just leave the right one out of it, nipple rings don't like to be bitten.
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I was just pissy, son; you know I think you're cool. Rock on.
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2. *lix*, *lixx* and the like. It's not sexy, and it's not enticing. Licking is what dogs do. If any of you actually licked me at a DF convention, I'd give you a Milk Bone and have you neutered.
takes note and make sure I would licks Anti in DF convention. Make sure you bring some milk bone
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