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Old 09-15-03   #1
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G I R L a.u.c.t.i.o.n : step right in!

I'm auctioning myself off. I am accepting bids of money, food (Ill tell you if it's good or not), and other things you'd like to give.

Bids starting at $1, a big plate of spaghetti, or a cello.

I will announce a winner later on after I decide on my final decision.
So if anyone wants Lil Lola X to show up at their door one day, start your bids ladies and gents!
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Um...I bid 2 tufts of pocket lint. But I am a trained chef so I guess I could whip something up.
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ooooooo a chef? really?...can you make italian food???
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I can make Italian, Chinese, German, Mexican, French, Thai, Indian, and of course anything American.
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*sets a spiked collar and a leash on the table and takes an auction number*


I may bid more later, but at least you'd know you'd have a "good" home.
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OOOO...Italian, and german, Indian....mouth watering...*drool*

hmmm..Demon's Eclipse, what will you want with me, might i ask? :]
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Just to have something pretty to look at!




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i got about 6 dollars in my piggy bank
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O 6 dollars...can i buy your food with it Priet? Cos then thats like a good deal!....isn't it (im not to hot with math) LOL can u tell?
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I'm auctioning myself off. I am accepting bids of money, food (Ill tell you if it's good or not), and other things you'd like to give.

Bids starting at $1, a big plate of spaghetti, or a cello.

I will announce a winner later on after I decide on my final decision.
So if anyone wants Lil Lola X to show up at their door one day, start your bids ladies and gents!

I bid myself.
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Old 09-16-03   #11
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i bid a slightly used toaster that randomly pops up!

(hey, it's a good toaster! :face: )
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I bid my two cute rats
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Old 09-16-03   #13
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OOOO ONE, youre so clever, you are!

I like his bid the best. Loook to the left of this message. *yeah, exactly*

ONE, you'll give me yourself if I give you me? It sounds very mutual. Is the deal still on?
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damn. i want my 6 bucks back. stalker bitch!

:laugh: just kidding
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I bid a pair of drum sticks, some incense, a briefcase of morters, half a can of Spicey Pringles, and a Bic lighter.
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Hmmm, I wanna up my bid. I want to add MY COCK.
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Uh Oh! Priest is making some pretty good bids ya know!

I choose One and Priest for double ownership. (BTW..One, you knw you already owned me hehehe grrrr.)
I must add this in my profile somewhere.

Any words from the new proud owners of Lola X?
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ON YOUR KNEES WOMAN!
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OOOO ONE, youre so clever, you are!

I like his bid the best. Loook to the left of this message. *yeah, exactly*

ONE, you'll give me yourself if I give you me? It sounds very mutual. Is the deal still on?
If you give me you, i am all yours for sure dear. You know that already.

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Uh Oh! Priest is making some pretty good bids ya know!

I choose One and Priest for double ownership. (BTW..One, you knw you already owned me hehehe grrrr.)
I must add this in my profile somewhere.

Any words from the new proud owners of Lola X?
yeah i got a few words allright.......
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