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Old 09-05-03   #1
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My Coworker punched me!!!!

First she steals the computer I was working on..

Then she insults people on my chat list..

then she calls me a dork..

when I reply and kick her ass in cyberworld (i'm good at that.. my domain) she gets up and punches me!!

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Old 09-05-03   #2
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hold her down and stick paperclips through her nipples.
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Old 09-05-03   #3
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i think he wants to hold her down, but i don't think paperclips are in the equation.
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Old 09-05-03   #4
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*hits garg on the shoulder*

get in there mate... she wants you.
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Old 09-05-03   #5
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*hits garg on the shoulder*

get in there mate... she wants you.
Haha... ya... Sounds like she droppin' some hints.

...That or she's just a bitch. :p
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i think he wants to hold her down, but i don't think paperclips are in the equation.
paperclips should be part of the equation.
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nuh uh. staples.
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Old 09-05-03   #8
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staples are too flimsy.
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Old 09-05-03   #9
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not carpet staples.
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i'm talkin about industrial staple guns. staple her to the floor by the "wings" of her blouse when its open
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unless he works at a hardware store i doubt he has access to a snap on staple gun.
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home depot. that's where i got mine.
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any hardware store really.
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she knows that if I yell back.. it'll seem like i'm the villian..

shes evil.
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so get a female friend to. woman have no problems beating each others asses, that we do not.
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ok.. can you help me out?
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when I reply and kick her ass in cyberworld (i'm good at that.. my domain) she gets up and punches me!!

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Aww, she's only hitting on you. Get it, HITTING on you

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Where the fuck do you guys work?? So I can staple women or punch them and make money.

I can see a man calmly stapling a co-worker to the floor and everyone just going on about their work. Sure and one second later 50 women are screaming sexual harrassment.
...and the staple thing would only be possible if you worked at a porn store or the woman was your ho. Then you could get away with just about anything.


Hey garg, since I am the permenant loose cannon and loath women, I'll punch her for free and I come with my own alibi. All you do is pay for travel expenses.
I can also do the carpet staples or paper clips if you buy the equipment.
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so get a female friend to. woman have no problems beating each others asses, that we do not.
plus its fun to watch two women fight.
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