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Old 08-25-03   #1
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my favorite church bulletin bloopers

there is something infinately funny about church bulletin bloopers. when you think of church, you think of something over-stuffy, and NEVER funny. so here goes.

- Tuesday, at 4pm, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk come early.

- Thursday, at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.

- One Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

- The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer.

- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

- Don't let worry kill you off--Let the church help.
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ROFFLMFAO great one tizzie....i guess church can be fun afterall.
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hehehe, i love church bulletin bloopers! it doesn't ALL have to be bad...
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here's some more!

- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

- This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

- On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.

- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

- The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

my personal favorite!!!
- The next song will be "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

- The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

- The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

- Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

- Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say, "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

- Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

- Today... Christian Youth Fellowship Sexuality Course, 8 p.m. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.

- Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

hehe, i should create a church based on these.
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