Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Welcome > Socialize
Reload this Page answerless questions and other humorous blurbs
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-12-03   #1
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
answerless questions and other humorous blurbs

why doesn't tarzan have a beard.....?
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-12-03   #2
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
fat people are hard to kid-nap
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-12-03   #3
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
why are things brought by ship called " cargo ", and things brought by car called " shipment "
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-13-03   #4
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
fat women and mopeds have one thing in common.....they are fun to ride untill your friends see you do it
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-14-03   #5
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
after i eat my vegetables.....where should i put their wheelchairs
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-03   #6
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
you can't get a hangover if you don't sober up
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-03   #7
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
will some body else write a MOTHER FUCKING JOKE OR SOMETHING!
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-03   #8
Melodia
love at first sight
 
Melodia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Washington
Posts: 366
Melodia is on a distinguished road
Credits: 6,792
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
__________________
What do you see?
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-21-03   #9
christinatyra
Misunderstood
 
christinatyra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: South Texas
Posts: 361
christinatyra is on a distinguished road
Credits: 12,354
Why don't dogs hump cats?
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-22-03   #10
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
why do 24 hour gas stations have locks on their doors
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-22-03   #11
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
Quote:
Originally Posted by christinatyra
Why don't dogs hump cats?

cats aren't tall enough
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-03   #12
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
you can't turn a ho into a house wife
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-03   #13
velvet
scrumptious
 
velvet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 8,800
velvet is on a distinguished road
Credits: 109,361
hey thats from a really good song
__________________
"Night, do not look for him."
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-03   #14
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
Quote:
Originally Posted by velvet
hey thats from a really good song

which song is that.....i wan't trying to copy any one or i would have gave them credit in the post.....sorry if i affended you...
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-03   #15
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
some body fucking post here god damn it
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-03   #16
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
why don't hot dogs and hot dog buns ever match
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-03   #17
ghettocowboy
delightfully tacky..
 
ghettocowboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: smack dab in the middle of nothing
Posts: 861
ghettocowboy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 13,180
why do dogs stick their heads out of moving cars but they hate it when you blow in their faces
__________________
warning:
i will twist and change you words to say exactly what i want them to.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Recent Threads
Spent my last dollar on...
20 Hours Ago 13:27
Last post by Sic Simon
20 Hours Ago 13:27
If you've never heard of...
05-03-18 18:00
Last post by fahip
1 Week Ago 04:40
Darkforum Youtube!
03-25-13 07:48
Last post by fahip
1 Week Ago 04:38
sup oezoem we mished you
12-13-17 21:02
Last post by Oezoem
1 Week Ago 21:11
What Are you Listening...
03-21-05 06:40
By Cucking Funt
Last post by Oezoem
2 Weeks Ago 23:41
So apparently it's World...
4 Weeks Ago 21:33
by thefr0g
Last post by thefr0g
2 Weeks Ago 22:25
Did Trump Trump Trump's...
2 Weeks Ago 18:47
Last post by Dark Messiah
2 Weeks Ago 21:30
Snakes are gonna take...
4 Weeks Ago 22:15
Last post by Sic Simon
4 Weeks Ago 22:15
Online Users: 85
0 members and 85 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 18:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community