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Old 08-11-03   #1
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pretty good joke

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella, went 'bang, bang', and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."
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Old 08-11-03   #2
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Old 08-13-03   #6
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Old 08-15-03   #7
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A man went to a doctor and said that he was able to fly.
The doctor said: "Show me." The man jumped out of the window and flew away. When he returned, the doctor asked if he could do the same thing.
"Sure", the man replied.
The doctor jumped out of the window and smashed on the street.
Then, the man said to himself: "Wow, as a guardian angel I'm a son of a bitch!"
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Old 08-17-03   #8
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