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Old 07-29-03   #1
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Apathy Nation.

Welcome to my little thought box.

I am Happy Harry Hard-On Jr.

I'll start with the basics.

Age-20. Raised in the glory years of big hair and bad pop music.

Height-5'12. Not much more to say.

Weight-right there.

Hair-Spiked and Blond on top, Curley and black on the mid.

Eyes-I have two.

Sex-Male (Duh), Bisexual, when I want sex I buy it. *Stupid Joke* No sorry guys, I'm straight.

Music-Punk. What can I say! I love whinny ballads of self-loathing and civil disobedience.

Attitude-Plenty, I'm very pessimistic. I've accepted the fact that nothing good will last and I never expect good things to happen.
This is good for two reasons.
1. I rarely get let down or depressed.
2. When something good does happen, it's a nice surprise.

Residence-I live in a suburban hellhole, surrounded by intellectual black holes. Known to some as Montana. I don't mind the place, but I hate the people.

Job-I work in a Video Store for slave wages under a dickhead manager. I'm not bitching! It could be worse, I could work at McDonalds.
"Welcome to Apathy Nation! Would you like cum on your fries?"

Status-I don't have a girlfriend, nor have I ever. Not a steady one at least. I guess I'm just not attractive or confident enough. But so be it. I'm self-sufficient. Plus, I don't want all the drama that girl would bring to my day-to-day life.

Hobbies-I write shit no one reads and watch movies with my friends. Boring and mundane but that’s what I like. I also enjoy picking apart the little idiosyncrasies of pop culture.

Vices-I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I also don't drink caffene. So that cuts a lot out. I mostly bitch and play tug-a-war with Cyclops. I cuss a FUCK load, and I hate.
So I guess that would mean Wraith and Lust, I guess?

Religion-Don't believe in it. I believe in nothing, therefore I believe in everything... Meaning, I believe in the possibility. The possibility of a god or a devil, of a heaven or hell. But I sure as fuck won't take the word of a bunch of old morals disguised as fairy-tales.
I like to think for myself.
It's funny the most fucked-up people I know are the most religious.
"Well dear, now that the lovely sermon is over, I think I'll start out my week of fresh sinning by beating the shit out of you and the kids when we get home!"
No thanks, I pass.

Well that's me in a nut-bag.
I'm called weird, creepy, perverted, psycho, loser, geek, punk, lazy, annoying, angry, egotistical, driven, lost, uptight, and crazy.

And I say FUCK YOU DAD! EAT A DICK!
I'm no geek.

I hate my Dad and I hate him more for making me hate him.

I'm really a nice guy when you get to know me, unfortunately I still don't know me. I have no fucking clue as to what I will do with my life, but I hope it involves midgets and a cat-o-nine tales. *Wink*

Well piss out for now,
Sincerealiously- Happy Harry Hard-On
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Old 07-29-03   #3
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Welcome to Apathy Nation, may I cum on your order?

My manager is a real shit-heel.
I wanted to choke his skinny crack-head ass today.

Just venting, sorry.

Anyways, so Bob Hope died yesterday.
And rather then feeling sad for him, I feel sad for me. Now I'm gonna have to endure Hundreds of shitty specials on Tv for the next 6 months.

Mabey I'm just an asshole, but U gotta know when to die. SHIT the guy could hardly walk and talk! Fuck that. I gonna crap out and go tits-up at 35.

I'll probably be clerking a fuckin small town store and I'll be yelling at some stupid motherfucker and have a coronary.
Ahh well so be it.

I hate stupid people.

Anyways, its late gotta go. Probably have new shit from another boring day to talk about tomorrow.

Sincerealiously, Happy Harry Hard-On.
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Welcome to Apathy Nation, may I cum on your order?

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Welcome to Apathy Nation, here is your complementary kick to the balls.

I've got a question.
Who decided that the middle finger would mean "Fuck You!"
How important where they?
Must be pretty important to start a trend like that.
I mean if I stuck up my ring finger and claimed it ment I fingered your mom, I'd just get a bunch of bad looks, and maybey get punched in the face.

Oh well. Got up at the crack of noon today.
Good to know I didn't die in my sleep.
Went to the bathroom and had a good BM.
Took a shower and went to town.
Found a new CD by "Three Days Grace" its pretty good, I especially like the song "I Hate Everything About You" good tune.

Anyways gotta go to work tonight, thatL suck donkey ballz, but its money.

*THATS WHAT I WANT! GIVE ME MONEY!*

LAter,

Sincerealiously, Happy Harry Hard-On
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Welcome to Apathy Nation, here is your complementary kick to the balls.

Hi Keri. How goes it? I'll have your "Extra Happy Meal" right out. *wink*

Well here is a little diddy by The Suicide Machines.

My systems down
Got an overload of hate
Got a bad attitude
With no intent to change
I've had my fill
I put my cards on the table
Won't take it back
'Cause today I hate everything Buy


I hate it all, I hate my friends
I hate this song
I hate this bad attitude, I'm sure you hate me too
But I don't care, you know why
When it's over then you die
No making friends today
'Cause I hate everything

I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you

I hate the trees
Hate the birds and the bees
Got a sick fucking mind
And no time for your kind
I'll say again, must I still question my friends
I'll smile tomorrow
'Cause today I hate everything

I've got a chip on my shoulder
Got a monkey on my back
Got a lot of things to say
And I think I'm gonna crack
Can't buy a smile off the world's happiest man
No huggin' trees today
'Cause I hate everything

I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you

Fuck, I hate it all
I hate the winter, summer, spring, I hate the fall
I hate the world, the birds, the flowers and the squirrels
I said before that today I hate everything

I got an itch I can't scratch
All these people on my back
Make me sick, they're all pricks
And your mother turns tricks
Don't bother me either way
And I don't care what you say
Don't need a hug
'Cause today I hate everything

I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you
I hate everything, fuck you....Fuck you

Why do they call it De-pression?
Doesn't this sound like it indicates a release of presure?
You would think they would call it Pression.

I saw a really pretty girl today.
I didn't say anything to her, instead I filed her in my spank bank.

I guess the reason I don't like to talk to girls is because, if I get to know them, I probably won't end up liking them anymore.

By avoiding conversation, the fantasy that she is intelligent, kind, and loving continues.

In my mind she will always seem lovable and special, rather than hateful and shallow.

Weird huh?
I guess I just wanna feel accepted by someone for being myself, not by acting like the average asshole.

No girl seems to want this though.
Fuck it, so be it.

I'm self-sufficient.

But just in case if there is a girl out there willing to substitute great looks and money for a great sense of humor and an empty wallet... Or if your a double-jointed supermodel.
I'd be happy ta meet cha.

LAter,

Sincerealiously, Happy Harry Hard-On
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Welcome to Apathy Nation, make yourself at home, but overstay your welcome and suffer the insanity.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!

Why does it always feel like it's the main event
"THE WORLD VS HARRY!"
By the way, the world gets a ten point handicap.

FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

How is everyone doing this mundane shitty night?

It's funny, I sometimes pretend that I have people that care about what I think.

Then I remember that I'm still alone, and I think wouldn't it be great if there were someone who cared what I thought.....and it starts all over.

I spend everynight hoping that I'll stumble across someone who will care about me in exchange for my caring for them.

Maybe, just maybe someone out there thinks the way I do and likes the same things I do. Someone to hate the same stupid shit as me. Someone to relate to, if only for a lifetime.....

It doesn't seem like to big of a request.

Wow, I have to be careful that was kinda optimistic. Gotta watch my reputation, I think I said "hope!" thats a four letter word coming from my mouth.

It's funny, I have been at this forum for less then a month, and I already feel it's grown tierd of me.

Where o where can kids today turn for advice?
Parents have become more disfunctional then teenagers-teachers are being tought by the books they hand out in class-Theropy? Fuck that, sit around and talk to a fucking coffee pot and get the same effect-

No one cares anymore! Including yours truley!

I joined the why bother generation back in high school.

Now I'm a fuckin leader of the cause.

I feel tired, but can't sleep. So be it.

Can't change the World, and I don't know if I would, if I could.

Wow, looking back this post seems pretty depressing...SO mabe I need to have a joke before the end to let all 0 of you know that Harry is ok....

A midget walks up to a pretty blonde on the street and says,

"Hey baby, what do you say to a little fuck?"

She look's down at him and says,

"Hello!"

*rim shot*

Ohhh thats good.

Anywho, time to spank Oscar and head off ta bed. Goodnight Dark Forum.
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You wanna fight?

Why?

What's the problem?

I think you need a nap, or maybe some valium?

You must be on the wrong thread, cause I don't know you.

I don't even remember chating with you...ever.

Hey Keri, thanks I know u do. Talk to ya later.
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Why does it always feel like it's the main event
"THE WORLD VS HARRY!"

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Why does it always feel like it's the main event
"THE WORLD VS HARRY!"

*Knocks on your head*
Oh, I thought you were being an asshole.

I don't remember half the shit I write, sorry.

My bad.
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*-*taps your shoulder and then punches your jaw*-*

dont you touch my harry!


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