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Old 07-22-03   #1
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Joke of the Moment

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing to wipe with
so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw them
away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with
that. They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
"We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night
without her panties."

"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
in her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never
forget you'."

[Got any good jokes to add?:Vore]
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Old 07-22-03   #2
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To get to the "Humor" forum.
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all sarcasm aside, that joke was pretty good.
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HAHAHAHAH nice joke anti
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Old 07-22-03   #5
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yeah, damn funny even on the thrid time. i can see some of the ditzy girls i know coming home with a card in her ass and not knowing.
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oh god....
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Old 07-22-03   #7
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Well just heck and darn (antihero) a joke in the general forum and what next?...well I'll just bet this place will be overun by anarchists and satan worshippers...

Well shit looks like you were just a few seconds too late..
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you said darn, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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hehehe aww

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*sighs at the stupid people completely failing to understand irony*
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Old 07-22-03   #11
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you know, tent, if i say iamevil really fast like your sig suggests then all i think of is 'a meevil'. i have no idea what a meevil is but i want one. with fries. and barbeque sauce.
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you sick vicious bastard! you utterly depraved deviant! how dare you taint us with your twisted ways!
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you know, tent, if i say iamevil really fast like your sig suggests then all i think of is 'a meevil'. i have no idea what a meevil is but i want one. with fries. and barbeque sauce.

yea me too
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haahaaaaa nice joke bro, lol and eeeeey DAAAMN it CON-ey quit SPAMIN
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*-*bitch slaps*-*

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~licks chops~ daaamn it U know I like that
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haahaaaaa nice joke bro, lol and eeeeey DAAAMN it CON-ey quit SPAMIN

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ex sex sex A meevil ex sex sex does seem to be the outcome yeah...wasn't thinking about the middle bit.

Mmm pink meat.
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