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Old 07-02-03   #1
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The Viking Warship Oseberg

As the decks hold many men sleeping, most tired from the pillaging and death they have riegned upon innocent county sides. There weaponds are bloody and still warm from the flesh of there enemies.

Patryn is the fearless leader and owner of this boat. I am his page. I tell the stories of his greatness. Are loyal crew so far is the fair Waterbearer and the mighty Evil-Ginge. We are loyal and true, but are looking for more.

IF you be man or woman enough to join us, raise your hand in a yell to the mighty Thor. There is a small initiation porcess. he he he. nothing major. Now come, sit with us. Enjoy an ale and a free rape on the house. We pillage at dawn.
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only if they wear party hats,with coloured tips
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Old 07-03-03   #7
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The flying hampster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city!!!!

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*picks up ax* you all shall pay. The raping's will begin. You, strong bad, you will be raped first. Now squeal. Squeal!!! Pillaging is next. ARGGGG!!! *rapes all that are not on the crew*
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sowwy...cant rape the willing!!!
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Old 07-03-03   #11
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we are vikings. stupidity is a way of life. ARGGGGGGG.. and be raped my fiend. *rapes xxxiamevilxxx* Ah, now who is next for the pillage.
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Come within 5 feet of me, and I shall cuts your head off you scum.
you look cute blowing fire. better put that butter knife away before someone gets a reflection in their eye.
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what the hell,stupidity,its everywhere
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HAIL, I, DIRGE DIRGISSON, STAND READY FOR GLORY ~*raises battle axe in salutation*~ The GODI HAVE TOLD OF YOUR COMMING AND I, STAND, WITH YOU MY BROTHERS AS WE SAIL UNTO VALHALLA AND OUR LEGENDARY DEEDS WILL BE SUNG IN THE SAGAS FOR A THOUSAND AGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i like him. he's got flare, and not the gay kind of flare.
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