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Old 06-29-03   #1
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A pagan died and went to Hell. The Devil met him and the pagan said "I am pagan I don't believe in Heaven I can't be here."

Lucifer said "Oh you're one of those pagan, sorry your Heaven is closed for repairs so they sent you here for the time being there is a gathering witht he rest of you down the road by the water fall and this is Hell by the way"

The pagan carefully looked around and say beautiful blue skys and green grass, it didn't sound like the hell he had heard the Christians speak of. Suddenly a huge burning hole opened in the sky and earth with red fire spewing out and a 100 screaming people fell into it before it snapped shut and the land went back to peaceful tranquility.

"What Was THAT?!" the pagan asked.

The devil rolled his eyes and said "Oh just Christians _they_ wont have it any other way."

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