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Old 06-11-03   #1
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Fight Club

Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Fight Club

Do you feel frustrated? angered? pissed at something or someone?
Are you fed up with standard life, single serving customer consumer life.
Are you sick and tired of stupid people whining?

Want to let off anger, frustration other than in the bitch board.

Want to punch someone in the face because you know it feels good.

then Fight Club is your place. A nice deep dim lit basement, and a concrete floor.

We do not care about your car, your flashy money, your status, your post count, your uptime stats. You are not your internet connection. Get busy fighting, get busy living.

Here are the rules

1 First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club.

2 Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

3 Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp,
the fight is over.

4 Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two users to a fight.

5 Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time.

6 Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes.

7 Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to.

8 Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first post at Fight Club,
you have to fight.


Enjoy yourself people....and keep it fair
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Old 06-11-03   #2
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Umm...
*gets ready to fight*
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I just canít keep it inside
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Your face doesnít show your fighting pose.
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Old 06-11-03   #3
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good, a first customer.....


now stop trying to hit me and hit me...c'mon...
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Old 06-11-03   #4
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*smiles and hits you on the face and gets ready to avoid the counterattack*
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Old 06-11-03   #5
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yeahhhhh


*swings his clobbering fist right into your face, all grinning*

feels good huh
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Old 06-11-03   #6
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mmm..Imagining Brad Pitt right at the moment
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Old 06-11-03   #7
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Quote:
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mmm..Imagining Brad Pitt right at the moment
brad pitt is good....edward norton to though, all bruised...nods nods...

*sinks his fist into edges nose in the meantime* hell yeah
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I wanna be in the fight club *stomps on dargo's foot*
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Old 06-11-03   #9
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oi...mind the rules you....

only two users can fight at the same time

*elbows godess in the gut for stomping on his foot though*
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*begins laughing hysterically with my hamster on my shoulder cackling evilly* I don't follow rules
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Old 06-11-03   #11
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good, neither did I. Rules are there to be broken yet without rules we can not feel free to break rules. So in order to be free we first have to be restrained
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~wanders in wearing jeans, a vest top and a pair of para boots~

I wanna fight!
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Old 06-11-03   #13
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no shirts, no shoes....then bring it on

*wipes blood from his chin*
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~strips down to just jeans~

~stretches down and pulls my head to my knees, grabbing my calves~

~straightens up~

Ok - ready when you are
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Old 06-11-03   #15
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*crakcs neck and back*

this is going to be gooooood

*swings out to punch idles face to bits*

hehehe
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~takes a punch on the jaw that spins me around. Using the momentum I stick my leg out and sweep Dargs feet from under him~
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*falls over and catches himself with his arms and shoulderblades rolling back and using the momentum to kick up against jays chin*

w00000t
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~spits out a little blood and wipes my mouth with the back of my hand then grins~

Is that the best you can do?

~rolls my shoulders and bounces back towards Dargo~

~using my right leg I kick my way up Dargo. First knee height, then his ribs and then the side of his head~

<--kinda trained
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Old 06-11-03   #19
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training schmaining

*simply sends his fist flying for the eopening in his defense he left by raising his leg so high to kick me and steps into it. Folding idle over his fist...lol*
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This must be the #1 action thread ever...
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