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Old 06-03-03   #1
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The Big Switcheroo

I've never really made a thread like this before, but to follow up a child abuse thread and a pedophilia thread with a "So, Who Likes Beastiality?" thread seems heavy-handed.

Okay, there's this guy I like. He's tall, broad-shouldered, smells velvety like heavy musk, has boyishy tousled toffee colored hair, and a lush, round ass that makes me rethink my stance on cannibalism. I bet he tastes like cream. I assume he's fond of me too, because every time he sees me he gives me this wide, adorable smile, which really brings out the predator in me.

The problem is, he has a girlfriend, which may present a problem, but I think anyone who makes me want to be a cannibal and rapist at the same time is worth persuing despite such roadblocks.

So my question is, how can I lure him away from her; I'm willing to be as nasty and decietful as a person can be and despite the tone of the rest of this post, I'm serious.

Another small roadblock is I'm a guy too. So, to the straight guys in this forum, if there are any, what is irresistable to you, and don't say pussy; I need helpful comments. I've watched a lot of straight porn and I think I can simulate anything those actresses can only without the bad acting and fishy smell.

Any suggestions are appreciated.
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Old 06-03-03   #2
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this is a creepy request... and i would recommend that herbal soap/perfume stuff... though i dont know how that would go over on a guy...
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You mean that perfume with the extracted pheromones in it?
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i have nothing against a guy trying to get a guy but as he has a girlfriend i don't think anyone should try and help you.
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Get him drunk and then tell him how you feel I guarantee you he'll feel the same
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Get him drunk and then tell him how you feel I guarantee you he'll feel the same
when do you turn legal?
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July, why did i give you a new idea?
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Oh, and there are very few of us out there who haven't lusted for someone with unrequited feelings. Chances are, if he has a girlfriend, he's not looking for a boyfriend. The best chance you have is to befriend him, make you're sexual preference known, and work up to the kind of friendship where to can test the waters by flirting with him. Or.... better yet.... befriend his GIRLFRIEND, try to seduce her a little bit, and have her seggest a menage-a-trois, and see what flows with that.
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Ur the cookie cutter. I'm the cookie MONSTA, YO! Betta reconize, fool.
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i have nothing against a guy trying to get a guy but as he has a girlfriend i don't think anyone should try and help you.
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I was thinking this was more like The Cable Guy only with more subtly and tact. I'm not trying to trick him into thinking I'm a woman.

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Chances are, if he has a girlfriend, he's not looking for a boyfriend.
Oh, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, just some wicked unholy sex that will leave us both traumatized.

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Or.... better yet.... befriend his GIRLFRIEND, try to seduce her a little bit, and have her seggest a menage-a-trois, and see what flows with that.
This is not a bad suggestion. The only problem is I've never met her, but I hear she's way moral. She apparently was even in a Christian folk group

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I knew alchohol would play some role in this. What drugs in your opinion are best at loosening sexual boundaries?
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Any suggestions are appreciated.
so to summarize; you're a closet twinkie fag and stalker that is too chicken shit to do anything besides sit in your room and beat off to the thought of scoring with some random guy that a) isn't even gay and b) barely knows you.

congratz, you win the award for the most pathetic fucking df user.
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X..... I've never done it... but... it would work, for sure. I know a girl who got so horney off the shit she wanted to fuck this big fat kid that gave it to her. I mean, she was HOT too... and he was FATTTTTTT.........
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X..... I've never done it... but... it would work, for sure.
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Personally I feel that trying to start a relationship by lowering his inhibitions with artifical means is asking for trouble. I'm also of the opinion that what you feel is more libido and wishful thinking talking than anything...if you cared or respected this person I do not think you would be trying to seduce him by underhanded means.
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