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Old 04-04-03   #1
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"Axis of Evil Wannabes"

I'm sure everyone's seen this already--but, just in case, snce it's so damn funny, I'll post it.

And, I'm quoting the whole thing from my e-mail. I'm sure everyone knows who John Cleese is.

Axis of Evil Wannabees

By John Cleese (<--- Monte Python Guy in case you didn't know it :p)

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis
of Evil," Libya, China and Syria today announced that
they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they
said would be more evil than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of
in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed
the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb
name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in their
dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at
being evil . . . we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over
being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if
they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it
was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An
axis can't have more than three countries," explained
Iraqi President Sad dam Hussein. "This is not my
rule, it's
tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and
Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three,
and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil
declaration was swift, as within minutes, France

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain
triumvirate status in what has become a game of
geopolitical chairs.

Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed
the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join
with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally
Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia
established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as
Just Generally Disagreeable."

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the
desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador,
Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries
That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to
Host the Olympics".

Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of

Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have
Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while Scotland,
New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick."

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like
to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack

While wondering if the other nations of the world
weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush
granted approval for most axis, although he rejected
the establishment of the "Axis of Countries
Whose Names End in 'Guay," accusing one of its members
of filing a false application. Officials from
Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
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Old 04-06-03   #2
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I've seen that before, but never had the text myself...I love that...
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hehehe... john cleese kicks ass

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w00t w00t what we need to do is kill bush and put clease in charge of america, sounds fair, no?
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hahah.. I've not heard that one before.. that's great .. John Cleese is a clever chap.
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