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Old 03-16-03   #1
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Fucking POrky Bitch...

I really need to get in shape... LoL
I used to work out a lot, on a regular basis before I went to Australia, and since then I haven't really done much of anything in regards to ensuring my physical form stays trim and fit... I weigh more than I ever have in my life, and while I'm not exactly "obese" so to speak, on certain days when I'm bloated or something I get really discomforted by how large I am and seems some days I seem fatter to myself than other days, and I really need to start working out again. Right now my excuse is, "When the weather is better" because my muscle tone is there, it's just hidden so I need mostly cardiovascular stuff to burn off the fat that I've developed, which I'm going to do through riding my bike, which I refuse to do unless the weather is half decent.

I realized more so than ever how porky I am getting, yesterday when I went out shopping. Trying on clothes is bound to get you to think of yourself as porky.
Most everything that I tried on did fit, it's just that when I inspected the item I was wearing, it drew my attention to bulges which I didn't previously have, because I had hidden them with my other clothes.

Ugh. enough babbling. This porky bitch is gonna browse around some more. Hehe
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maybe you should start working out....and maintain a strict diet of grilled, not fried or bbqeud babies. Babies are very nutricious(sp?)
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Old 03-16-03   #4
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Old 03-16-03   #5
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or better yet... get really fat and THEN get preggers... but then, how would you know?
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Old 03-16-03   #6
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maybe you should start working out....and maintain a strict diet of grilled, not fried or bbqeud babies. Babies are very nutricious(sp?)
HAHAHAHAHA.... I like that. I bet babies do taste pretty good.... tenderest meat available. Mmmm..

Dyshade, sorry didn't know. Will remember for the future.
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I thought this thread was about Porkin' bitches... damnit..
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Walking, jogging, running: they're all the best for burning fat off. I tottally know how you feel though, winter blues do go straight to your waist line if you don't watch it. But, there are plenty of excersises you can do indoors to burn the fat. Jumping rope, jumping jacks, situps, ect.. And, even if you don't lose all the extra "porky-ness", a lil pudge is cute.
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Walking, jogging, running: they're all the best for burning fat off. I tottally know how you feel though, winter blues do go straight to your waist line if you don't watch it. But, there are plenty of excersises you can do indoors to burn the fat. Jumping rope, jumping jacks, situps, ect.. And, even if you don't lose all the extra "porky-ness", a lil pudge is cute.
wrong, swimming. its the best all body work out. strength and endurance building along with leaning yourself.

"i think pot bellies are sexy"
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ewwww...... pot bellies are gross. LOL, I just ment like, no ribs sticking out. That's worse than being fat in my option. Everyone, especially women, should have some meat on their bones. Curvage is untra sexy...... ummm.....
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it was a movie quote. thus the qoutations. i'll give you a poptart if you can figure out the movie.
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damnit, i give up..... and i really wanted a freaking pop tart....
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