Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Discussions > Mayhem
Reload this Page Fuck Fuck Fuck: The most intelligent thread title EVER. Fuck.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-15-03   #1
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
Fuck Fuck Fuck: The most intelligent thread title EVER. Fuck.

When I kill Garg and take over darkforum... I promise you, my fellow Americans and those unfortunate enough to be born in Canada or some other godawful country... the following:

1. All mods shall be ABOLISHED.

2. Newbie hunting season is open YEAR ROUND.

3. Everyone shall be made to say "fuck" at least once per post.

4. If your sign-up date does not have 2000 behind it, or if your name is not XBeautysDemiseX or Pyrric Dicktory.. you will be made to pay homage to me and only me in the form of cash or major credit card.

5.The word "fag" or "jew" will become acceptable in everyday forum posting.

6. Racism WILL be tolerated.

7. Personal attacks will be welcomed and applauded, provided they are used in a vicious, senseless, and unprovoked manner.

8. Anyone caught listening to or touting the merits of Nevermore will be drawn and quartered and consequently BANNED.

9. (antihero) will finally have to admit that the Deftones continue.. and always will... suck. Always. Forever.

10. All current mods, with the exception of Dyshade and CRYPT, shall hereby be peed on by the fattest, ugliest, nastiest Canadian goth kid I can find. They can get a taste of their own bitter, horrid, psychotic and pathetic medicine.

11. Ravers, candy kids, and anyone that has fucked Sire will be required to register with the Thirteenth Reich and wear a yellow star on his/her Day-Glo club shirt. This, of course, includes Tozzy and his entire faggy pillow club.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #2
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
12. Anyone who is caught "huggling" or "snogging" or anything else of the sort... will be restricted to the "I am a fuckhead" board.

13. Speaking out against me, the supreme ruler of all that is Darkforum.. is tolerated. But prepare yourself, baby doll... because I will rip you a new asshole.

14. Sire will be shipped off for early retirement in some remote country.. where he will be free to ogle 11 year old girls and sniff their panties. As a result, I will be the new owner of darkness.com, darksites.com, and vampires.com. Darkforum.com will revert back to darkness.com. Darksites.com will become a website completely devoted to O-town.. the greatest group on earth. Vampires.com will become a site dedicated to nude pictures of Angelina Jolie.. because Christ on a stick she is so hot.

15. Anyone with the name "Satan" or "Goth" or "Vampire/Vampyre" in their user name will be deleted... and then I'll come to your house and kick your oh-so-gawth ass.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #3
Darling Apathy
Darkness Incarnate
 
Darling Apathy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: somewhere in the middle of America
Posts: 9,093
Darling Apathy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 989
*jaw drops* even me?
__________________
I love you for hating me. I hate you for loving me. Save yourself. - Peter Steele

My vices are cheaper than therapy.

You say I'm a bitch like its a bad thing.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #4
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
I don't know. I'll have to confer with my advisors.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #5
Darling Apathy
Darkness Incarnate
 
Darling Apathy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: somewhere in the middle of America
Posts: 9,093
Darling Apathy is on a distinguished road
Credits: 989
but but ...i'm not gawth ..or goth ..i'm fucking cool man!
__________________
I love you for hating me. I hate you for loving me. Save yourself. - Peter Steele

My vices are cheaper than therapy.

You say I'm a bitch like its a bad thing.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #6
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
My advisors say that we can make an exception for you. But if I see one post... just ONE that says Nevermore is cool..

It's on, girlie.

*humps*
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #7
IronWeasel
Enemy Of Reality
 
IronWeasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 873
IronWeasel
Credits: 17,976
Go fuck yourself.
__________________
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

-Epilogue-

"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"

Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
-In Flames; The Jester Race
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #8
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
Once again you astound me with your razor-sharp retorts, Weasel fuck.

It must be that dead heart you have. After all, this is a dead world.....
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #9
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
P.S. You suck.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #10
IronWeasel
Enemy Of Reality
 
IronWeasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 873
IronWeasel
Credits: 17,976
Wow... go lick one of those rotten cunts you have on that website of yours you have in your profile. You attention whoring slut.
__________________
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

-Epilogue-

"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"

Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
-In Flames; The Jester Race
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #11
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
Oo... The website I have in my profile is nevermore.tv. Are you saying your favorite band is filled with rotten cunts?
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #12
IronWeasel
Enemy Of Reality
 
IronWeasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 873
IronWeasel
Credits: 17,976
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
Oo... The website I have in my profile is nevermore.tv. Are you saying your favorite band is filled with rotten cunts?
no i was referring to www.gothicsluts.com which was there before you decided to sell out and become a poser.

gawths like you should be drug into the street and shot in the face and then left there to bleed to death.
__________________
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

-Epilogue-

"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"

Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
-In Flames; The Jester Race
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #13
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
So all Nevermore fans are sellouts?
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #14
IronWeasel
Enemy Of Reality
 
IronWeasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 873
IronWeasel
Credits: 17,976
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
So all Nevermore fans are sellouts?
No, just you.
__________________
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

-Epilogue-

"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"

Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
-In Flames; The Jester Race
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #15
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
But considering I'm not a Nevermore fan, that's not really insulting.. now is it.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #16
Raenlynn
Pervert
 
Raenlynn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 550
Raenlynn
Credits: 12,787
I'd rather live in Canada than the US anyday.
__________________
don't forget your happy face...
the world wants a smile...
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #17
IronWeasel
Enemy Of Reality
 
IronWeasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 873
IronWeasel
Credits: 17,976
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
But considering I'm not a Nevermore fan, that's not really insulting.. now is it.
Not sure...
But it was a cheap shot at your intelligence quotient.
Which im sure isnt much higher than 40. Considering your pathetic attempt at trying to mock me. Which in fact, isnt really doing much more than making me laugh at your ignorance and stupidity.
__________________
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

-Epilogue-

"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"

Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
-In Flames; The Jester Race
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #18
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
Maybe not. But you're stupid enough to keep replying to everything I say, now aren't you?
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #19
IronWeasel
Enemy Of Reality
 
IronWeasel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 873
IronWeasel
Credits: 17,976
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
Maybe not. But you're stupid enough to keep replying to everything I say, now aren't you?
I only do it because it amuses me.
You dont stand a chance.

Im going to bed now, and am going to leave you to baste in your own saliva.
__________________
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

-Epilogue-

"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"

Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
-In Flames; The Jester Race
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-03   #20
Wicked Lady
A Motherfuckin' Chainsaw
AdminGuide
 
Wicked Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Djibouti
Posts: 19,273
Wicked Lady is on a distinguished road
Credits: 653,418
Quote:
Originally posted by Raenlynn
I'd rather live in Canada than the US anyday.
Leave it to a retard like you to focus on such a minor point in this thread.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On


Recent Threads
Hey fr0g
1 Day Ago 01:49
Last post by thefr0g
19 Hours Ago 15:36
Obama sends a letter.
1 Day Ago 21:42
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 21:42
what surprised you today?
04-11-13 17:55
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 21:19
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 14:38
by Pahu
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 21:16
Whats your job?
11-20-07 14:57
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 20:26
what have you eaten...
12-24-03 19:43
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
5 Days Ago 10:09
Darkforum Youtube!
03-25-13 07:48
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
5 Days Ago 09:32
vote or die
2 Weeks Ago 01:56
Last post by JeNn_DeViLz
5 Days Ago 09:20
vote or die
2 Weeks Ago 02:02
Last post by Sic Simon
6 Days Ago 21:45
long Sunday
3 Weeks Ago 18:00
by DaxterK
Last post by Sic Simon
2 Weeks Ago 01:46
Online Users: 59
1 members and 58 guests
thefr0g
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 18:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community