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Old 06-05-08   #1941
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killing your mother or your father?
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Old 06-07-08   #1942
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Killing my mother my fathers already dead.

being torn apart by zombies?
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being dissolved in acid?
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Old 06-07-08   #1943
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would you rather fall off the empire state building or burn in a fire
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Old 06-10-08   #1944
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i'd rather fall--burning'd be worse. falling would be fun, and end quick. burning would be NOT fun, and end sloooowww...... ::shudders::


which is worse:

being hated by everyone, or never being noticed by anyone at all?
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you know what? i still want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. (%)
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Old 06-10-08   #1945
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id rather be hated by every one

cut off your arm or leg
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Old 06-11-08   #1946
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ooh--leg! i mean arm--arm would be worse. 'cause i want to get one of those cool bouncy-leg replacement things they have now!



Child-birth or Menengitis?
(anyone here live through both? i'm curious which one hurts worse)
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Old 06-12-08   #1947
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Menengitis... More likely to die from that than childbirth...


Being caught by your parents jacking off or catching your parents having sex?
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Old 06-12-08   #1948
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well ive already been walked in on jackin off so id say walkin in on them

falling down an elavator shaft or falling off the eifel tower?
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Old 08-28-08   #1949
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the tower for sure!!!

stepping in shit bare foot or on a slug bare foot?
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Old 08-28-08   #1950
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Definitely the slug, I would think... at least with the shit you can wash it off & haven't hurt anything. Poor slug!

I had a friend slug once, a couple years ago. It was right in the middle of the trail that I used to take to & from work, and it was hilarious, it had caught sight of its tail and was chasing it... very very slowly. Sounds ridiculous but I swear to god that thing was going in circles for over TWO WEEKS!!! What else could it have possibly been doing, if not chasing its tail.... cute slug! I miss that slug. It eventually got stepped on, I cried, literally. Kinda not surprising though, given it was in the middle of a foot path, chasing its own tail.

Okay. SInce this thread is a gazillion pages long and I refuse to read through them all...

Getting hit by a car, or hitting a person with your car?
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Old 09-28-08   #1951
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Hitting a person with your car. Because after that there's all the questioning and suspicion about whether it was intentional. And they start digging through every piece of documentation about everything from your past to try and find a plausible reason for you to have wanted to hit the person or any history of outbursts and you have to deal with lawyers and witnesses and the judge who won't quit staring at you out of the corner of his eye and even if it's determined unintentional you've still got a family that's probably sworn a vendetta against you so you spend months and months constantly looking over your shoulder and waiting for that day. Or so I've heard.

Expired milk or stale cereal?
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Old 09-28-08   #1952
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Definitely the expired milk! The smell alone is enough.

getting caught picking out a wedgie in public or smelling a strangers fart?
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Old 09-28-08   #1953
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Uhm... smelling a stranger's fart. They both kinda made me laugh... literally. lol For some reason you're fine (I think) with if you yourself do it, but if someone else does it you think it's kinda gross and inconsiderate. Possibly even think: "Why the hell couldn't you keep that 'nerve gas' in?" lol

A broken heart or a shattered knee? (Torn ligiments and knee cap out of place, among other things. No sedatives or hospitalization.)
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The knee, the knee, a thousand times the knee!

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Old 09-29-08   #1955
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Too... wait... Damn, that's kind of difficult... I'd have to say too many people in the room. I've got... erm... a few problems where there shouldn't be.. and people just make it worse. So, yeah, too many people in the room. That little problem and the fact that people give you looks if there's even something they THINK is wrong with you... at least I think they do.

Broken Neck or Slit throat (I know, kinda morbid, but cut me some slack here I'm in a weird mood. :stongue: )
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Old 09-29-08   #1956
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Slit throat.

watching an emo put makeup on or watching Marylin Manson take his off?
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Old 09-29-08   #1957
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Watching an Emo put makeup on. Although I have no clue what an Emo exactly is... but whatever it is can't be good, or is it what they call someone that uses cliches like me? Sorry, can't really alter a personality... Without some EST, I guess... lol I'm being an ass. Sorry.

Getting in the mud or getting in a tub of whipped cream?
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It wasn't a dig at you, chill.

Tub of whipped cream. That stuff is greasy.

Having the shits or having a urine infection?
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How about both at the same time. Yes, it happened...All I can say is, that's the end result of a week of drinking and some very bad indian food. You just don't make good choices when you drink like that. I never knew it could burn so bad in two places at once.

A paper cut between the fingers or a zit in the nose?
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Zit in the nose, holy fuck that hurts like a bitch and hurts for longer than a paper cut.

And oww! Jesus! Never had a UTI and the shits at the same time, that must have sucked balls.

Stubbing your little toe or hitting your funny bone in your elbow?
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