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Old 03-08-03   #61
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fortunately he landed in some pillows
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Old 03-09-03   #62
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unfortunately the pillows were a mirage
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Old 03-09-03   #63
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Old 03-09-03   #64
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unfortunately the pillows were covered in fermented iguana faeces
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Old 03-09-03   #65
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fortunately he liked iguanas
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Old 03-09-03   #66
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unfortunately he liked iguana shit even more and began licking it off the pillows....lap....lap...




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Old 03-09-03   #67
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eww!
fortunately because he liked it he didn't mind
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Old 03-09-03   #68
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unfortunately, due to the 10 strip of acid he took earlier, this wigged his shit out so bad that he was picked up and sent to a mental institute.
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Old 03-09-03   #69
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fortunately there he couldn't hurt himself
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Old 03-09-03   #70
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unfortunately, the other mentally deranged patients started picking on Bob.
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Old 03-09-03   #71
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Fortunately Bob had found an unlocked door to the outside world
and planned an escape !
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Unfortunately he was caught, drugged and raped with a broom handle!
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fortunately, a call to Superman saved Bob from the broom handle torture...just in time!
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Unfortunately the broom handle was made out of kryptonite
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Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

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"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
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Vanities in extreme formations
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Old 03-10-03   #75
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Fortunately, the Good Witch of the North came and granted Bob one wish.
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Unfortunately Bob blew it !
When he said Thank God, but (I wish) you had gotten here sooner
and *poof* she came back (sooner) but he hadn't gotten there yet !
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Fortunately, just as she was leaving, Bob called out to her and caught her attention.
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Old 03-10-03   #78
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unfortunately he had allready used the wish and the proom started the rapings
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Fortunately...............................Bob thought quicker this time !

and shoved the hauty Fairy straight at the assaulting broom !

Shouting........................*You should've granted me my wish!*
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Unfortunately the broom was one of those new Microshaft products, and it sent a copy of Bob's DNA to Bill Masturbates.
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