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Old 01-14-01   #1
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None! They'd rather just sit in the dark! Heehaw heehaw!

I know. That was probably the lamest thing I've ever written, but I'm kinda bored. Talk to me, bitch!
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Old 01-14-01   #2
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hi.
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i thought the punch line was:

none, they'd just sit in the dark and cry about it.
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Old 01-14-01   #4
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(adds on to the corny thread)

Oh, baby, I'd like to be in the dark with you. Oh, I'd like to be in the dark with ALL the people here!!!!!!!!
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not a 4 eylided albino like me.
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Old 01-14-01   #6
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Raz, your not albino, your HALF albino! hehe remember?
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of course. albino was just quicker to type.
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you cant type 4 little letters? pssh
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Grass. Kneel down upon the earth, and gaze ever so closely at the grass. If you were to pluck one, you would notice a change in your view. Step back, and it looks no different than before. You plucked out that blade, ended its life, but as you look at the big picture you realize that single blade didn’t mean a damn, because there is an entire field just like it. Human life… just blades of grass in a field.
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im lazy. my feet are frozen from the snow. its too cold for me to type unneeded letters.
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Old 01-14-01   #10
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Albinos ROCK! Capt. Winky's an albino, I think. SuperGoth wishes he was an albino (he looks like one with all that damn makeup)
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aww poor Razzy
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i have natural fangs, and my eyes are whte. no pupils. I also have 4 eyelids, and im HALF albino
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good job! you typed half!

*applauds*
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*Sigh*
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aww somethin wrong Iron?
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hey iron, that is the korniest thing i've heard all day! j/k

how is super goth? tinsel girl says hi!
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I have a penis.
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lmao

lol umm im sure you do
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Oh really??...................Can I borrow it!!
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