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Old 12-17-02   #1
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WHen will you die? {test}

oh lookey here.... yet another test about death:

When will you die?


My results:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 10, 2033
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

1.Homicide (18%)
2.Cancer (17%)
3.Alien Abduction (8%)
4.Alcoholism (8%)
5.Horrible Accident (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 10, 2033, as you slip silently into the night.


Oh yea! homicide.
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Old 12-17-02   #2
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 9, 2031
at the age of 46 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Horrible Accident (18%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on January 9, 2031, as you slip silently into the night.



I like that disclaimer lol ...46? hmm ..Go Cancer!
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Old 12-18-02   #3
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 30, 2066
at the age of 86 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


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Old 12-18-02   #4
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March 20, 2049
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

i like to have fun!
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Old 12-18-02   #5
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at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Cancer (9%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Great I get to live long enough to lose bowel control...again.
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Old 12-18-02   #6
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On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Sex with an Obese Person (13%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 13, 2051 at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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Old 12-18-02   #8
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at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)



but im still young i have time to fuck myself up and do all those things! bah... YAY for cancer...cept the thing is I probably will die of cancer my mom has had cancer so many times i dont even want to try to count. and my grandparents...im doomed!!!
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Old 12-18-02   #9
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Great.....so I still get to see Valentines day :(

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 18, 2003
at the age of 31 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Contagious Disease (16%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 18, 2003, as you slip silently into the night.
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Old 12-18-02   #10
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Re: Great.....so I still get to see Valentines day :(

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Originally posted by IdleParis
February 18, 2003
at the age of 31 years old.

okay jay, you are not allowed to die in 2 months. do ya understand me? you're just not allowed. so there.
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Old 12-18-02   #11
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 29, 2037
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
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Old 12-18-02   #12
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 14, 2049
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

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Old 12-18-02   #13
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Re: Re: Great.....so I still get to see Valentines day :(

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okay jay, you are not allowed to die in 2 months. do ya understand me? you're just not allowed. so there.
well..........numbers don't lie

didn't really think that I lead a lifestyle that warrented that date......

oh well.......they don't call me Lucky J for nothing Jo
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well if that day is merely 2 months from now and you dont have signs of cancer i think you are pretty safe LOL
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Re: Re: Re: Great.....so I still get to see Valentines day :(

Quote:
Originally posted by IdleParis
well..........numbers don't lie

didn't really think that I lead a lifestyle that warrented that date......

oh well.......they don't call me Lucky J for nothing Jo

sure they do just look at statistics...the best manipulative tool in the world, you can make them say anything you want...

if you go out in 2 months better plan on taking me with you...already lost way too many friends to that scythe carrying wanderer, don't think I can pull out of another loss like that...a little piece of me fades each time.

So that settles it ... I wont allow it!

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Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)


yay????



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On that date you will most likely die from:

1)Homicide (25%)
2)Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (9%)
4)Horrible Accident (8%)
5)Alien Abduction (6%)
6)Confusion (6%)
7)Public Execution In a Third World Country (6%)
8)Drowning (6%)
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October 12, 2039
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%) <----------- yes please
Homicide (5%)
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