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Old 10-31-02   #1001
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festive jokes

not in that good a mood at the mo.........but here you are..

Q: What is Frankenstein's favourite waterway?

A: The Eerie Canal.


Q: What is a ghosts favourite ride at the midway?

A: A roller ghoster!!


Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?

A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!


Q: What is Dracula's favourite coffee?

A: De'coffin'ated!


Q: What is a baby ghost's favourite game?

A: Peek-a-boo!


Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?

A: Terrorfried!


Q: What is a Mummies' favourite type of music?

A: Wrap!


Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

A: He had no body to dance with.

Q: What is a vampire's favourite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving.
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Old 10-31-02   #1002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rosa_Electa
Why the frown?

Okay, I take it back, then.

*cries and runs away*
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Looks frantically round the bar*

*Finally sees the red cabinet with "In case of distraught woman break glass" Written on it, breaks the glass takes out the flowers & chocolates & goes looking for Rosa*
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Old 10-31-02   #1003
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NOT having my puter up graded now......the bank refused to release the money.......

now you see why Im Lucky J
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Old 10-31-02   #1004
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~hugs brother~I'm off again and seein how tooday is the end of the month and I still as aimless and hopeless as to find a place weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell lets just say spratic if lucky will be my attendance so U be good~hug~ and just smile bro hehehehe at least its better for the wrinkles than the frown


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Old 10-31-02   #1005
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~hugs his bro~

Hope you get sorted with a place.

Way things are going I might need a bed soon.........
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~hugs~

we'll be coooo I'll pm U my cell number, if U ever need to talk~shrugs~

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Old 10-31-02   #1007
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appreciate it man
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Old 10-31-02   #1008
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~clicks Down In It by NIN onto the video-wall~

Guess how I'm feeling....

~drinks some Jim Beam straight from the bottle~

If you need me I'll be in the office

~walks off with bottle and a bowl of Chillie con Carne~
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Old 10-31-02   #1009
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kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky and i was feeling some feelings
you wouldn't believe sometimes i don't believe them myself and i decided i was
never coming down. just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about
too small to see. but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me
down.

Chorus: i was up about it.
i was up above it.
now i'm down in it
i was up above it.
i was up above it.
now i'm down in it

well shut up so what what does it matter now. i was swimming in the haze now i
crawl on the ground. and everything i never liked about you is kind of seeping
into me. try to laugh about it now but isn't it funny how everything works
out ("I guess the jokes on me." she said)

Chorus

i used to be so big and strong.
i used to know my right from wrong.
i used to never be afraid.
i used to be somebody

i used to have something inside
now just this hole that's open wide.
i used to want it all
i used to be somebody

i'll cross my heart and hope to die but the needle's already in my eye. and
all the world's weight is on my back and i don't even know why. and what i
used to think was me is just a fading memory
i looked him right in the eye and said "goodbye."
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Old 10-31-02   #1010
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good song..but not as good as this..



hey God, why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what i'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God, i think you owe me a great big apology


Bridge: terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

hey God, i really don't know what you mean.
seems like salvation comes only in our dreams.
i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.
hey God, can this world really be as sad as it seems

Bridge

Chorus: don't take it away from me.
i need someone to hold on to.
don't take it away from me.
i need someone to hold on to

hey God, there's nothing left for me to hide.
i lost my ignorance, security and pride.
i'm all alone in a world you must despise.
hey God, i believed that promises, your promises and lies

Bridge

you made me throw it all away.
my morals left to decay.
how many you betray.
you've taken everything

Bridge

my head is filled with disease.
my skin is begging you please.
i'm on my hands and knees
i want so much to believe.

Chorus

i give you everything.
my sweet everything
hey God, i really don't know who i am.
in this world of piss
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Old 10-31-02   #1011
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can i have some southern comfort?
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Old 10-31-02   #1012
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*pours u some soco*

there u go
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Old 10-31-02   #1013
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here a picture for the wall by the bar or pool tables...
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Old 11-01-02   #1014
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Quote:
Originally posted by Blind Pugh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Looks frantically round the bar*

*Finally sees the red cabinet with "In case of distraught woman break glass" Written on it, breaks the glass takes out the flowers & chocolates & goes looking for Rosa*
*frowns*
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Old 11-01-02   #1015
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Nice pic Eve!

*skips round room and spanks everyone*
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Old 11-01-02   #1016
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Terrible Lie is class

spankings?.........then oral sex?

Nice pic - Get Rosa to copy it onto the wall
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Won another bottle of champangne (not cheap stuff either) for doing such a good job.............I'll be in the jacuzzi if anyone wants to join me
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woah!! we gots a jacuzzi here too!

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Waddaya expect? It's my bar!!??!!

If you go past the chillout room and towards the pool area.........I know....."WE HAVE A POOL??" where else do you think we're gonna have the pool parties?
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We do?.... *watches IP*

Yeah, I'll paint the wall! *gets excited and trips over the buckets of paint*

Oops, there's a huge paint spill on the floor of your bar, IP.

*runs off crying*
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