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Old 09-14-02   #21
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*Walks in*
Alright Fat bloke!!!!!!!!
I will have spam, spam, spam, spam and chips!!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!!!!!!

BLOODY VIKINGS!!!

*Kicks Death out & puts up a big NO VIKINGS sign in the window*

And you lot!!!

*stands at the window to make sure the longship turns around*

Right now all I've gotta do is wait for some proper customers

*sparks a Marlboro & stands around looking bored*
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Old 09-14-02   #22
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fuck no vikings? c'mon man i'm norweigen and Cheq, where the fuck am i gonna go to get some of those...... chippy things?
*sparks a camel and blows the smoke contemptiously and the damn marb smoker*
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Old 09-14-02   #23
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Fuckin Bastard!!

You can actually get proper filterless Camels!!

I hate my life!!

Ok you can come in if you promise not to ask for SPAM!!

& you'll have to leave that outside!!

*points at the horned helmet*
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Old 09-14-02   #24
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oh c'mon bro, i can leave behind the spam, but my helm and bastard sword are soming in with me
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Old 09-14-02   #25
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awwww....but i like spam!!?
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Old 09-14-02   #26
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Hmmm Spam.

Why is it that when I used to have spam at school it was always in batter and it came with mashed potatoes and beetroot and some kid always had to mix the beetroot in with the potato so it went pink so I spent my whole lunch hour gipping?

I dunno
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Old 09-14-02   #27
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oh c'mon bro, i can leave behind the spam, but my helm and bastard sword are soming in with me
mmmmmmm alright then so long as swear an oath on your father's beard that you won't mention a certain tinned meat product then you can come in!

*puts down a bottle of J.D & a portion of chips in front of Remnents*
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Old 09-14-02   #28
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awwww....but i like spam!!?
Chases Chicca out of the chippy & down the road I already said
NO BLOODY VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!

One exception is more than enough for one day!!!!
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*walks slowly with her head down*

dont love me no more

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Old 09-14-02   #30
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Hmmm Spam.

Why is it that when I used to have spam at school it was always in batter and it came with mashed potatoes and beetroot and some kid always had to mix the beetroot in with the potato so it went pink so I spent my whole lunch hour gipping?

I dunno
That Mia is because

*suspenseful music & removal of bad latex mask*

That kid was ME!!!!

DA DA DUN!!!!!!!!!
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Then that means you are truly evil in the evilest sense of the word
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Old 09-14-02   #32
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*walks slowly with her head down*

dont love me no more

Course I still love you!!

Just renounce your heathen Viking ways & we can get married & you can rule this chippy by my side!!

*Cue soppy music & Heart shaped framing*
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Then that means you are truly evil in the evilest sense of the word
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

*twiddles his wax moustache whilst lightning crashes behind him & peasants flee in terror*

Evil I don't know what you mean!!
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Course I still love you!!

Just renounce your heathen Viking ways & we can get married & you can rule this chippy by my side!!

*Cue soppy music & Heart shaped framing*

*looks up and smiles*

no more spam for me

*throws her viking hat into the shredder*
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Old 09-14-02   #35
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*looks up and smiles*

no more spam for me

*throws her viking hat into the shredder*
Hooooorah!!!!

*Confetti starts to fall from the ceiling & the peasants who were fleeing turn around and start to rejoice*

*teary eyed*

FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR ALL CHIPS ARE........................................

HALF PRICE!!!
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hehe...horray for boobies!!
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Boobies????

*frantically looks around for the boobies*

*Or failing that the bloodhound gang*
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*flashes her boobies*


what boobies?

i dont see any boobies
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*flashes her boobies*


what boobies?

i dont see any boobies
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hi...
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