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Old 09-10-02   #1
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Mia~ow's marvellous morgue

Thought my Hello thread needed I new name and seen as everyone else has a theme - thought I'd jump on the wagon and create this here morgue for all the dead and clinically depressed people.

Wecome to my morgue!
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Old 09-10-02   #2
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I'll just throw this in for authenticity
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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:

Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.


In a London, England cemetery:

Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767


In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.


Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising.


Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.


In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:

Here lays Butch, We planted him raw.He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.


A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:

Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.


A lawyer's epitaph in England:

Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.


Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.


Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetry in Tombstone, Arizona:

Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.


In a Georgia cemetery:

"I told you I was sick!"


John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:

Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.


On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:

She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.


In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:

On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune.


Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:

Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.


More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:

Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.


Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood:

In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.


On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts:

Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.


The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:

Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"


Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.


In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.


In a cemetary in England:

Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shal you be, Remember this and follow me.


To which someone replied by writing on the tombstome:

To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.
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In a Georgia cemetery:

"I told you I was sick!"

Milligan must have stole that one.
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Yeah - bless him
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I liked it when he called Prince Charles a fucking suck up.
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Yeah - he was great. I used to have kids books by him. One of them, 'The Bald Twit Lion' began:

Most of the trees in the forest were made of wood - and so were the rest.

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lol thats a good one.
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Give me some funny dead jokes for my thread and I will reward you with this golden lettuce shredder!
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OOoohHHH!!!

a morgue, i have a feeling i'll feel right at home here

*sits next to a dead body and slaps its hand*

wussup man, hehe
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Hey there DBC! Welcome and stuff!
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hey whats up miaow.....mind if i load off a few of my dead bodies....i have too many laying around

what have u been doing??
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Ya know I kinda like this place it's homely & stuff!!

*sits down & looks around*

Oh my god there's dead people in here!!!

*Runs away screaming*
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oh pugh, they wont hurt you see

*picks up a dead body and twirls it around*
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Easy for you to say you're one of them!!
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hehe, no no no.....i just collect them!!!
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hehe, i dont kill ppl to collect them silly!!
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Damn where's the relieved smily when you need it??
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i only collect dead ppl cause its harder to collect alive ppl.....they always put up a fight!
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