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Old 09-06-02   #1
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Dark's Pizza emporium

In order to promote good commerse The Dark_remnents fanclub has decided to open it's own Pizzaria to stir up buisness with a little freindly compatition to the Anti-social Pizzaria up the block. Not only do we offer better service and better pizza, but we also include a free Llama with every order, so without further adu Dark's pizza emporium is now open for buisness.
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The needle tears a hole,
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try to kill it all away,
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Old 09-06-02   #2
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*sits behind the counter twiddling his thumbs*
yup... anyyyyyy moment now.....
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I hurt myself today,
to see if i still feel,
I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #3
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u got yerself a werker here..
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crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
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Old 09-06-02   #4
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woohoo!!! watch out Anti-social Pizzaria here we come, oh one thing, would you mind working topless? you know to drum up sales?
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I hurt myself today,
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I focus on the pain,
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The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #5
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hehe sure no problem!

what's my position?! *winks*
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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
and in my own small way I make an indifferent, difference
I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
I hold up a white flag I could of been, I should of been I'm just a has been...




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Old 09-06-02   #6
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well it wouldn't make much sense to have a topless cook (not to mention it would prolly be fairl painful) you can be a hostess/waitress/promotional topless person
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I hurt myself today,
to see if i still feel,
I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #7
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COME ONE COME ALL WE HAVE A SECRET RECIPE THAT CONSISTS OF 11 SECRET HERBS AND SPICES....... oh shit wait, no spices just a shitload of herb
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I hurt myself today,
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I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #8
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*stands by the door topless to try to get ppl to come in*
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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
and in my own small way I make an indifferent, difference
I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
I hold up a white flag I could of been, I should of been I'm just a has been...




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Old 09-06-02   #9
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and u get a free bowl pack with each purchase!!!!!!!
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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
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I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
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Old 09-06-02   #10
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and a Llama, don't forget about the Llama
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I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #11
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i want a Llama!
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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
and in my own small way I make an indifferent, difference
I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
I hold up a white flag I could of been, I should of been I'm just a has been...




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Old 09-06-02   #12
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*gives chicca Llama to sit on*
there you can ride the Llama around while topless, that'll REALLY bring in the costumers
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I hurt myself today,
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I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #13
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yay!!!!! *rides the Llama and accidentily knocks over the cooler*


oooppss

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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
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I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
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Old 09-06-02   #14
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that's it, now your in charge of cleaning up after the Llama's to
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I focus on the pain,
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The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #15
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*takes all the Llamas outside* the earth can clean up after them, hehe
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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
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I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
I hold up a white flag I could of been, I should of been I'm just a has been...




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Old 09-06-02   #16
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*hands you a little pooper scooper*
i don't think so

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I hurt myself today,
to see if i still feel,
I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
the old familiar sting,
try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Old 09-06-02   #17
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hehe

*sits on dark's lap topless and starts kissing his neck and nibbling his ears and give him puppy dog eyes*
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Couldn't fight....couldn't fight my way out of a cardboard box
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I realize, I fantasize, I apologize I'm sorry
crawling under a rock I hold up a white flag
I hold up a white flag I could of been, I should of been I'm just a has been...




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Old 09-06-02   #18
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Hey can I get a job?? I'll give them service with a smile and to top it off i will be in full flesh!! Screw just topless baby, get neaked!!!!!!!!!!! Woooohooooooo, nudeity rocks!
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Old 09-06-02   #19
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deal, you can be a waiter as well , here's your unifrom *hands you just a hat* and your Llama, welcome to the Dark's Pizza Emporium team!
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I focus on the pain,
the only thing thats real,

The needle tears a hole,
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try to kill it all away,
but I remember everything,

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Lets see if my thing worked.....the name tag ike thing, uh, nevermind I cant explain
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