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Old 09-06-02   #1
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Just What I Needed to Know

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Hardly seems worth it.)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home.......maybe at work.)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left- handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Oh yeah! What about that pig??)
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Old 09-17-02   #2
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Wasnt this posted a while back?
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It's nice to know that someone appreciates the jokes. Thanks

It may have been posted previously. You can run a search on all of my posts by typing my name into the search engine. I have decided to cut back on posting due to the finite amount of domain space.
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