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Old 08-19-02   #1
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I'll sell you my libido for 8 bucks, now touch me.
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Old 08-19-02   #2
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You know what's funny? After a year and a half i'm still coming back to this place to conversate, and yet I don't even get conversation anymore, maybe it's the abstract, people are tired of it, they want something more....
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I notice you have your longitude and lattitude codes there on your location, well the burning question definitely is....are they real? Do you really live at so and so degrees blah blah?
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It's the latitude/longitude for my greater metropolitan area, yeah. I think they took it from the center. I have yet to locate the exact coordinates of my house, but it's gotta be really close.
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That's pretty cool, one of these days I might try to find the mysterious blunt smoking orgy triangle, 69 east and 420 north captain!
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If you find it, let me know. I think I left my wallet there.
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You know you left your wallet there!
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Have you ever been eating something and then it suddenly started tasting like hospital food so you spit it out onto the floor, which is where it sat for hours, changing colors?
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No, but I saw a guy fall off his bicycle the other day. I laughed so hard at him that I think he developed a severe persecution complex.
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That's really cool, I think I've done that before, isn't that where they go nuts and lick your lawn ornaments pubic areas? No, no that's pubicution simplex 1....
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I've always been interested in what pubicution simplex 2 is like. The only person I've ever heard of that's had it is Regis Phibin. I hear it involves whittling miniature pubic areas from pieces of driftwood, and grinding them against one's face and/or thigh.
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That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, Regis Philbin with Pubication simplex 2, You know that whittling pubic areas from driftwood and grinding them against one's face is Manic Pubication Syndrome, Now PS2, that's what Don King had....
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Isn't that where the victim begins to craft a crown out of the pubic hair of the elderly then attach it to their own head?
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Isn't that where the victim begins to craft a crown out of the pubic hair of the elderly then attach it to their own head?

Noooooooo you freak!
That is a prime symptom of Geriatric Pubiction at the on set of phase 2.
If it is not caught early enough it progresses into jewish 50 plus porn, aged dildos, using tallow instead of KY-Jelly, and in the final stages......baked goods containing things gramma would rather not mention.

To ward it off one must take Geritol......endless and copious amounts of Geritol .....geritol sativa
Then drink the even larger amounts of cranberry juice to pass the drug tests the government gives to try to thawrt your attempts to stave it off.
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