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A nurse was on duty in the emergency room, when a young woman with a purple mowhawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was sceduled for immediate surgery.

When she was disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read "Keep off the Grass."

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patients dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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"I want to kill you," Louis said softly. He leant down and peered very close into the man's pale and red-rimmed gray eyes.
"To kill me?"said the man, raising one eyebrow. "You think you can do that?"he asked.
"I can do it," Louis said gently. "Just like this." He bent and sank his teeth into the man's thick unshaven neck. I saw the man's eyes brighten for one instant as he stared over Louis's shoulder, then the eyes became fixed, and very gradually they went dull.


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