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The Lost Spy
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Shit Happens

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Islam: Shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Buddhism: This is only an illusion of shit happening.

Zen: What is that sound of shit happening?

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Scientology: If you read our books without paying us $100000,
we will shit on you.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock: "Shit happens!"

Satanism: Fuck all this shit!

Hackers: Shit wants to be free.

Journalism: I hope shit happens to everyone. Then I can write about it.
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