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Old 06-25-02   #1
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Masturbation is EVIL

This might belong in adult but there are no pics or anything on this site so ya.
just go its funny as hell
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill...80/parents.htm
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Old 06-25-02   #2
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*laughs*

hell, if my mother did that to me ill run away... i cant live without masterbating
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Old 06-27-02   #3
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Did you look at the 'documents' link? I about died laughing when I read that comic.
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*snikers* *falls to the ground laughing* OMG thats documentation? HAHAHA BTW any contract signed in red is not legaly binding. Don't ask me why its just now.
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9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.
would never have guessd... God that's funny though.
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LMAO!! That is such a bunch of shit.........
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amusing, really amusing. i think i fall under everyone (exept the last one) and i dont.
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oh man, that's hilarious!
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OK someone tell me how you go to the bathroom?
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This is why I rarely post on the Humor section.
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*laughs @ the pic and @ what Edge said*
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