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Old 06-18-02   #1
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George Burns's Favorite Joke:

You expect this to be really funny, right? But...well...you'll see...


A guy walks into a diner and orders a meal. He gets some shortbread for dessert, which he really likes. On his way out, he tells the manager how delicious it was and asks if he could get it made in any shape.

"Sure" the manager says. The guy asks for it to be in the shape of an E. He makes arrangements to come in and pick it up the following day.

So, the next day, he comes in, sees the shortbread, and looks aghast. "But this is a lowercase E" he says. "I wanted a capital one!"

The manager apoligizes, and they make arrangements to pick up another one. So the guy comes in and is satisfied.

"Where should I send it?" the manager asks.

"Oh, I won't trouble you to send it anywhere. I'll just sit down and eat it myself." And he does.


Well? What did you think? There's one way that allows it to make sense, although its not totally funny that way...tell me how you understood it...if you did.

Oh, and no one at the luncheon that he related this at thought it was funny.
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Old 06-20-02   #2
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e is for eat?

i dunno, that's pretty lame though.
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I don't get it...
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neither do i. You suck at this.
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i don't think it was his joke, look at the title.
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