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Old 06-18-02   #1
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Another good joke

> A woman takes a lover during the day, while her
> > husband is at work.
> > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in
> > the closet. Her
> > husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the
> > lover in the closet with
> > the little boy.
> >
> > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > The man says, "Yes it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > Man - "That's nice."
> > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > Man - "No, thanks."
> > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > Boy - "$250."
> >
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> > and the mom's lover
> > are
> > in the closet together.
> >
> > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> > "How much?"
> > Boy - "$750."
> > Man - "Fine."
> >
> > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> > your glove. Let's go
> > outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The
> > boy says, "I can't. I
> > sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell
> > them for?" The son
> > says
> > "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to
> > overcharge your friends
> > like
> > that. That is way more than those two things cost.
> > I'm going to take you
> > to
> > church and make you confess."
> >
> > They go to the church and the father makes the
> > little boy sit in the
> > confession booth and he closes the door.
> >
> > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again.
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Old 06-18-02   #2
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hahahaha... now that one was good.
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lol...that was nice....an unexpected little amusment to brighten up my day.
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