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Old 06-17-02   #1
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Restroom Poetry

That crayon chick sent these to Me ..don't know if she posted them here....but yeah.

Restroom Poetry

The following are poems found inscribed in public restrooms
(fill in the blanks using your imagination):

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to ****
But I'm out of paper

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And **** my pants!

Some people come here to take a ****,
I came here to leave one.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull**** on the walls...

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to **** out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away

(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.

(Seen above a urinal)
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
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