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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home. About then, an old man walked by and one of the old
ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are." The old
man said, "there ain't no way you can guess my age." One of
the old ladies said, "Sure we can. Drop your pants!" He did.
The old ladies stared at him for a while and then they all
piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!" The old man was
stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?" The old ladies,
laughing and slapping their knees, said "You told us yesterday".

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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.


"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable! And, I went to a real rodeo... Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallup, then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?
"Are you kidding? No way! Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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