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Corn Cob

A farmer was sitting at the table, while his wife was
preparing dinner. His wife dropped a spoon and bent over
to pick it up. As she bent over the farmer said, "Honey,
your butt is as big as a combine."

The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking, with no
comment to her husband. As she put the dinner on the table,
she dropped the pepper shaker on the floor. While she was
bent over picking it up the farmer said, "Honey, I take that
back. Your butt is as big as two combines!"

The wife picks up the pepper, sets it on the table, and
begins eating with no comment to her husband. Later on that
night after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started
feeling a little frisky.

As he cuddled up to his wife he noticed that there was no
response on her end. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and
asked her what was wrong. She replied, "Do you really think,
that I am going to fire up $300,000 dollars worth of
machinery for one LITTLE CORN COB?"
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