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Old 05-18-02   #1
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An 'IQ' Test (of sorts)

The answers are below, but cheating is in no way allowed...

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Questions...

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush


now go wash out your dirty, dirty minds....

mind-cleanser...

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i can honestly say i only got the peanut butter one right....though all the rest consisted of say...penis..testicles..vagina..and other sex related things....even the peanut butter one for a while..
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number 1- is a denist (I had one of those girls first time e-mails sent to me to make you think gross but it was just a deniest)
number 2- a ring?
number 3- is penutbuter?
number 4-
number 5- ecalater or no an elavator
number 6- i have to say a nose
number 7- a paper boy/girl (heard some thing like that before)
number 8- a rubber glove or maybe just any glove?
number 9-my ex? how did you know? just kidding a crane
number 10- hhmmmmmm
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Re: An 'IQ' Test (of sorts)

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1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A child molester

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
My ex-girlfriend

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
A transexual.

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
A dog

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
ArSiNiK

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
Dildos past their expiration dates

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A blind guy with erection problems

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
My sister

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A popsicle stick taped to my--erm, nevermind.

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A dog with rabies.

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You mean I didn't get a single one right? What a jip. I want my money back.








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