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Old 05-17-02   #1
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ouch!!!!

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble
getting my penis erected. Can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the
problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your
penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you,
except, if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor
explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk
of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of
going through life without ever having sex again is too
much, let's go for it."

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the
green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a
romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of
the nicest restaurants in the city.

In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure
Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his
pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and
then returned to his pants.

His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said with a sly
smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I
don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."
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Old 05-17-02   #2
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"Thou hast bred hate where there dwelt none
And for this grave mistake
How thou art fallen Morning Sun
The proud will be abased"

He would not heel nor fake a bow
Murmur curses to the wind
And lo, the wrath of god swept down...

"Thou art no more an angel filled
With light, but a leech to be abhorred
And thou shalt suffer My burning will"...
Quoth this raven: "Nevermore"

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Old 05-17-02   #3
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hahahaha... that one's pretty good.
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