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Old 05-08-02   #1
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boredom & bad jokes

yeah well, i'm bored so here's a bad joke...


What's the difference between a preist & acne?





Acne waits till your 12 to come all over your face...


heh


anybody have more?
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Hey, a thread that doesn't deal with retarded darkforum.com politics and internal regulation! I'm in.


Bad jokes? Here's one:

So this priest and his good friend are fishing, and the non-priest guy feels a tug on his rod. He reels the fish in, and says to the priest, "Hey, I caught the sonuvabitch!" The priest gives him a disgusted look, and the guy says, "oh no, that's really what the species of fish is called. It's a 'sonuvabitch.'" "Ohhhhh," the priest says. "I understand."

Later that night, he brings the fish to a nun friend of his to cook for dinner. "Hey, will you cook this sonuvabitch?" he asks her. She looks at him inquisitively, and after he explains it to her, she understands and proceeds to cook it and invite the pope over to dine with them.


The pope comes over, and they all sit down to eat. The nun puts a plate of the fish in front of the pope. "I caught that sonuvabitch!" the priest says. "And I cooked that sonuvabitch!" the nun says afterward.

Putting down his napkin, the pope looks up at them and says, "Hey, you fuckers are all right!"
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The new Priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before the second week in the pulpit he asked the bishop how he could relax. The Bishop said, "Next week, put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should run smoothly."

The next Sunday, the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm and felt just great. Upon returning to the rectory, however, he found a note from the Bishop...


Next time sip, rather than gulp.
There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
There are 12 Disciples, not 10.
David slew Goliath, he didn't kick the shit out of him.
We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his Apostles as "J.C. and the boys."
Next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy.
We do not refer to the cross as "The Big T."
We do not refer to the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost as "Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook."
The recommended way of saying grace is not Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, Yea God!"
And last but not least, it is the "Virgin Mary," not "Mary with the cherry."
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the prairie and stopped to take a break.
Tonto dismounted and pressed his ear to the ground.
The Lone Ranger asked, "What on earth are you doing?" and Tonto replied, "Buffalo come!"
The Lone Ranger said, "How do you know that?"
and Tonto said, "Ear sticky."
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2 priests are on a big boat, and it begins to sink. There are 200 people on the boat, and only enough life boats for 100. Half of the passengers are kids. The first priest says "Who shall we save, the adults or the children?" The second priest says "Fuck the children." The first priest replies "Again? But we don't have time!"
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