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Old 05-01-02   #1
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Why Do Boys Always Lie?

Boys...why do you always lie to your grrl?
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Sorry...just venting a little...I don't lie, whenever possible. I personally think it is an unfair double-standard to think thay guys lie to girls more than the other way around.
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Sorry...just venting a little...I don't lie, whenever possible. I personally think it is an unfair double-standard to think thay guys lie to girls more than the other way around.
Yes, it is a little unfair to day that. Ok. But boys have always lied to me...well, nearly all boys.
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Everybody lies. Often they do it because they want to tell you what they think you want to hear, without thinking that they will be caught in the lie. Or they do it to get something from you...
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Re: Why Do Boys Always Lie?

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Boys...why do you always lie to your grrl?
I don't lie to my girl.
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I havent lied to her and to the best of my knowlage she hasnt lied to me.
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I'm too lazy to lie..having to remember each and every bit of lie..not something I want to do..
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I can't say that I've lied to anyone I've been out with but then again I can't remeber. I might have. Lies come and lies go, its all in human nature I suppose
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I don't lie to my girl.
Okay, I take that back. I lied to her and said I didn't know how to dance...
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Everybody lies. Often they do it because they want to tell you what they think you want to hear, without thinking that they will be caught in the lie. Or they do it to get something from you...
Yeah...sigh.
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HA! its funny how much a personal insult or set of insults can cause such a blanket statement as sweeping as to hold an entire gender accountable for the machinations of basic sociology...
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Hey, I don't lie. Usually.

I am, however, boiling with sarcasm. But so is my current girl so its cool.

So we'll be talking and somehow it'll come to:

Her: "Yeah, you better say that, bitch."

Me: "Oh, so I'm bitch now you little whore?"

Her: "Yeah, that's right. Bitch."

Etc. And we laugh about it.

Yeah but back on subject. What sort of lies do you mean? The "oh I couldn't call" lies or "Aah no you look great" lies? I don't do the former.

I mean every compliment I give my girlfriend. I wouldn't just say something to get some or something like that. Thats not why we're in it. We actually care. We don't really lie. We trust each other. And thats how it should be.
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You just said something that i am dying to find out before, in my past relationships about the "sorry i didnt call" shit

Why do you lie about not calling, and why wouldnt you call?
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gee, i dunno... car wreck, family emergency, beer run with no cellular, fucking your best friend behind your back, slipped my mind with all the stress in my life?
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Re: Why Do Boys Always Lie?

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Insecurities....
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Boys...why do you always lie to your grrl?
because if we said 'i'm only in it for the pussy' or 'i invited you over in hopes that i'd at least get a blow job outta this,' you'd never come over. most of the time men lie it's because they're attempting to say whatever will appease you at the time. we don't call because you don't cross our minds when we're with our friends, then when you ask why we didn't call we're forced to come up with some bullshit to try and appease you. if we simply said 'i was out with my friends and didn't give you a second thought' then you'd get pissy and act like a typical girl. guys don't lie to other guys, you wanna know why? it's because we don't ever ask each other 'how come you didn't call me last night' or 'do you mind if i dump all of my emotional insecurities on you?'
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Re: Why Do Boys Always Lie?

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*looks around* what girl
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The "Didn't call" thing? Because secretly we fear your wrath upon us. And I'm not necessarily kidding either.

A crushing of the balls hurts a good bit, and you know can make us sterile if it happens repetedly or quite hard. I don't want to lose all of my children.

I've never lied about not calling, at least not when things were going well. When I see that she's being a fuckwit then I just get depressed.

And honesstly, we forget a lot. I do at least. So "I forgot" sounds really gay and stuff like that. We (mostly) feel really bad about it, we just want to say something that keeps our pride intact (the jet liner was crashing and everybody died except for me so I found my luggage and crawled to the nearest town and my family had to come 23 and a quarter hours away to get me in a raging snowstorm...)
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