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Old 04-24-02   #1
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Play that Funky music White Boy

I've got a pickle!


I've got a pickle!


I've got a pickle!


Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!


I've got a pickle!


I've got a pickle!


I've got a pickle!


Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!


((does the funky chicken))
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Old 04-24-02   #2
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I remember people doing that, back in high school...

nonstop...

made me want to kill them twice.

Where did that come from?
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Don't ask me, I know nothing! Just....Play that funky music white boy!!! YEAH!


((rocks out)) :metalhead
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*arches a brow, and then simply starts laughing*

You know... That was pretty funny.
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Really!?!?!?!?!?!




I've always wanted to be a stand up comedian....but I'm to short.
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okaie so maybe it was not that funny... tee hee.


seems like I need to work on my sense of humor, aye? I'll be sure to work on it. Till then! I sing...Vanilla Ice!


"Ice, Ice, baby"

"de nah nah nah nah nah"


"Ice, Ice, baby"


"de nah nah nah nah nah"

((puts on a pair of the MC- HAMMER pants and gets giggy wit it))


"Gettin' giggy wit it nah nah nah nah nah nah nah"

((starts breakdancing and rolling the dice))
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okaie so maybe it was not that funny... tee hee.


seems like I need to work on my sense of humor, aye? I'll be sure to work on it. Till then! I sing...Vanilla Ice!


"Ice, Ice, baby"

"de nah nah nah nah nah"


"Ice, Ice, baby"


"de nah nah nah nah nah"

((puts on a pair of the MC- HAMMER pants and gets giggy wit it))


"Gettin' giggy wit it nah nah nah nah nah nah nah"

((starts breakdancing and rolling the dice))
hahaha
omg!
have you seen jim carrey's take off of that song???
it's so funny.
*loves Jim Carrey*
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Jim Carey?



HAA HAA! I loooooooooove Jim Carey! He's my ultimate ultimate HERO! Oh! and Adam Sanler.... tee hee. But unfortunately I have not seen the Jim Carey take off song.


"starts singing her favorite song by Adam."


"mop mop mop

all day long

mop mop mop

while i sing my song

gonna wax the floors

gonna make em' shine

gonna take off the spraypaint with

turpinetine"
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Jim Carey?



HAA HAA! I loooooooooove Jim Carey! He's my ultimate ultimate HERO! Oh! and Adam Sanler.... tee hee. But unfortunately I have not seen the Jim Carey take off song.


"starts singing her favorite song by Adam."


"mop mop mop

all day long

mop mop mop

while i sing my song

gonna wax the floors

gonna make em' shine

gonna take off the spraypaint with

turpinetine"
omg! he rocks too! omg! you're so cool!!!

*sings*"in my piece of shit car"... hahaha

yeah.... lol.... it's funny... he's like taking off the song and the chorus is like "he's a white white baby" haha and at the end all these jamaicans come and bash him up.. hahaha it's just funny.. loll.. you gotta see it!!!
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Gothylocks I just want to say to you personally....




YOU FUCKING RULE!


yes, I will definately have to find that song! Hmm I am trying to remember who I look up to as a comedian.


Chris Rock -except for his nail across the chalk board voice. Man that guy needs to get a voice change. Take some hormones or something. Geesh!

Eddie Murphy- pretty funny in the Dr. Dolittle. And a few others.

Tom Green-He's an oddball if you ever meet one. Though Freddie got Fingered...was definately unique! :rollseyes:


Chris Farely-To bad he died from a drug overdose. I liked the movie dumb and dummer...and Black sheep. And the white ninja movie! haa haa! Ahh yes, the good old stuff.


Got to love the blasts from the past.
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Okay, you're not funny anymore...
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well that just crushed my hope for being a comedian.



Geesh, you're harsh!


((turns on some 70's disco porn music))
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Geesh, you're harsh!
Yes. Yes, I am.
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Man you really know how to ruin a good day.



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No problem...


You play guitar? Hmmm... You might be kinda cool, after all.
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Yes I do. And piano.

((shrug))


That seems to be all I am good at now. Or at least semi-good.
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((turns on some 70's disco porn music))
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I thought about being a comedian...

But I'm lazy...

So I figured maybe I could be a sit-down comic instead of a stand-up comic.
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((looks at Sir curiously then rocks out to her 70's porn))

"der der der...ber ner ner ner"


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Yes, lovely...

Um, just out of curiosity...

I've never watched porn from the 70s. How does the music sound, exactly?
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