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Old 04-04-02   #1
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Freudian slips when reading/hearing

What's your weirdest? This isn't necessarily sexual in nature, but I was on MSN IM, and an article that you can read is "Can Bush help the Mideast?" I read this as "Can Bush beat the Midget?"
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only one i can think of is
"hey, who are you doing?"
in stead of how...
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that happens to me so often, I can't even remember the last time...what was that about eating a midget?
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i reverse words alll the time when i talk.

Like last weekend in NY i was having a beer and i told my friend:

Im not gonna get drink off this drunk.



Then one time i was at his dorm and he has one of those dry erase boards. So i always leave him a message on there pretending to be a girl like "hey baby come to room 124" Well he knows this too now So i did it one time and then i was totally smashed and he opens the door and sees it and says what the hell does this say? I get up to look at it, and say i dunno i wrote it when i was gay. The message on the board being "Bryan is Gay" and as i was telling him when i wrote i was also reading it and instead of saying i wrote it while i was drunk i said "I Wrote it while i was gay" to this day i hear about this
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get a drunk to buy you a drink?
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In school one of the girls asked a teacher how to spell her name; one of my friends said it was spelt d-o-g. She pretended to ignore him, turned to the girl and said "D..."
She blushed the brightest I have ever seen.
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I have kinda dyslexic speech/writing (I've even mispelt by, as yb when writing, and I'm a slow as hell writer on paper).

My favorite was, "You know, the smoke piping man," (talking about my philosophy prof; that shit smells GOOD).
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What did your prof. smoke?
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sometimes I see the words diffferently too...or worse yet interpret them in a funny way...they twist easily for me...
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dont you love it when things work out in your head yet fuck up IRL?
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Dude, that shit happens to me at least twice a day.
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I had a bad one, today-- not nearly as bad as previous ones, but bad, nonetheless.

I went to lunch with my sister and my boyfriend at TGI Friday's & I picked up this thing babbling about gold members. It said something about gold points, but it was in a weird font & colour & I wasn't wearing my glasses and I thought it said Gold Penis.
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i have terrible eye vision, sometimes i see some weird stuff.

example:

''We're near State of None'' (State of None--local tavern)

What I saw:

''Weiners never ate no one''

I know it isn't that funny, but you know, neither am i.
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Soll das einzige Ding das notwendig ist für den Triumph des Übels für gute Männer nichts. für was ist ein Mann der sagt er hat Glauben aber keine Urkunden machen?--Don't even bother trying to translate that, it doesn't make sense. It just looks cool and mysterious. I know, it is pretty damn sweet, isn't it?


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only one i can think of is
"hey, who are you doing?"
in stead of how...
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Y'know, it's interesting actually, the other day this guy was asking me for the time, so he's like "Do you have a watch?" but I heard it as "I mentally abuse those near me to try and increase my own perception of my penis size, a need stemming from neglect acrued in my childhood."


And then this chick was all like, "So, you like the Packers?" because I was wearing a Packers shirt, even though I don't like the Packers, but I must've heard wrong because I swear it sounded like "I manipulate those dear to me into hurting me so I can play the part of the victim, and I also wish I had a penis!"
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Old 04-08-02   #18
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Wow. I think that may be called delusional

And... um... nice sig DM
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Actually this one time my sister and I were drivin in good ole' St Louie and we passed a shopping center near my house, like one of those places with a hair salon and a radio shack, etc. And I read one of the signs as "Planet Earth." I was like, wow, that's a weird place for a nature store, so I looked again and it said "Planet Cash." Crazy.
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