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Old 03-25-08   #3361
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Lol engaged and already feeling the cold sting of getting cutt off? Usualy its great upto the wedding but aftear then you get cutt off cause she can take half your stuff if you deside to leave. Hmm doesnt sound like a very good investment, unless you have something on the side of course.
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Old 03-25-08   #3362
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Bah keep double posting, stupid dial up connection
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Old 03-26-08   #3363
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ive been married since feb 29th.... i wear the pants in the fam... and my dick is huge.....
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Old 03-27-08   #3364
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Well grats hun, (a month ago) and im not suprised that you wear the pants though
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Old 03-29-08   #3365
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my dick is huge.....
I've got the stretch marks to prove it!
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Old 03-29-08   #3366
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hell yeah...

*whips out dick*

see...
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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Old 04-03-08   #3367
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*sits in the corner with a bottle of booze... depressed*

I guess im not as popular as i use to be...

*guzzles down half the bottle*
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Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
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Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 04-03-08   #3368
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Yes you are!! Just having a bad timing day is all
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Old 04-05-08   #3369
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hell yeah...

*whips out dick*

see...
*Has flashbacks*
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Old 04-07-08   #3370
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So.... i got a girlyfriend now... a real one... my hubby approves and im happy...
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Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 04-11-08   #3371
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Teach me how to get away with that!
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Old 04-16-08   #3372
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well my girlyfriend decided to FUCK MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!! so thats why i havent been around.... im really stressed and i dont think i could ever love a man or a woman ever again.... im so hurt right now
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 04-16-08   #3373
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Im sorry love, I was wondering where you had been. I still love you even though you hate men. If you want to talk more about it DF is here for you, or PM me if you want it less public.
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Old 04-17-08   #3374
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im just really stressed out... and she WAS suppose to be a lesbo... but she turned out to be a whore...
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 05-05-08   #3375
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sucks big monkey fuck....
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
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Death WILL come another day

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Old 06-10-08   #3376
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dance dance dance... oooooo oooo mmmmhhmmmm yeah..... boredom boredom... shakin it like i wanna hehehe
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 06-10-08   #3377
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bout time you came back.
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Old 06-11-08   #3378
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well... ive been out... u know... kicking rocks... it keeps me happy.....
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You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
Death WILL come another day

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Old 09-08-08   #3379
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well... ive been out... u know... kicking rocks... it keeps me happy.....
You wanna try Eating worms It's my standard love life trauma response.

I've got a big ol bag of em here if you wanna try.
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Old 09-12-08   #3380
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