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Old 03-21-02   #1
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How will you die?(test/quiz thingy)

My results:

You will Burn to Death
-During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum

Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now
http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/deathquiz.htm

some images may make you ill (don't say I didn't warn ya)


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Old 03-21-02   #2
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I kill myself.

Fantastic!
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Old 03-21-02   #3
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Yey, I kill myself too!

After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!

I have 4 months and 7 days to live (apparently!)
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Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats



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My results (I don't think this is correct)

Congratulations, You will...
Die in an Auto Accident
(you have about 2 years to live, from the date you read this)

The last thing you remember is being thrown through your windshield and face first into the hitch of the truck in front of you. Doing 80 in a 25 zone might have seemed impressive to the girl in the passengers seat.. to bad she died as well.
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Congratulations, You will...
Die in an Auto Accident
(you have about 2 years to live, from the date you read this)

The last thing you remember is being thrown through your windshield and face first into the hitch of the truck in front of you. Doing 80 in a 25 zone might have seemed impressive to the girl in the passengers seat.. to bad she died as well.



...that's fine, i plan on being buried in my car any way, i might as well die in it.
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Congratulations, You will...
Die in an Auto Accident
(you have about 2 years to live, from the date you read this)
dope... so i guess i'll be picking you up in 2004.
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I die of natural causes, and have many years to live. how bland.
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Woo! I'm going to kill myself!

Hahaha! No rusian bastard will get me! Maybe i'll pull the pin on one of my grenades and forget to through it!
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Congratulations, You will...
Take your own life
(you have 4 months and 7 days to live, from the date you read this)
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!


This seems like something I would do! Does it mean I will do it...no, does it mean it will happen...no!!!

But damn really, for the answers I put I thought I be killed by a knife in the back by my best friends mother! Oh well, all in good fun!
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Or it'll explode in mid-toss. I hear that happens all the time. Make sure you throw that fucker quick. You've practiced your grenade toss right? Don't let go of the handle til you're at the end of your toss!
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I know how to throw a grenade! Besides i dont intend to get that close to the russian lines. i've been transferred to artillery. I got promoted to corporal. Life is easy now all i do is sit around playing cards during the day then go on here at night.

I also have 6 weeks military training in HOW TO KILL A RUSSIAN

as you can guess i hate russians.
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Congratulations, You will...

Be Murdered

(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)


Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling

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Natural causes.
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Originally posted by Dark_Insanity
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!

I have 4 months and 7 days to live (apparently!)
That's what I got, too! Not that I'd ever be able to shoot someone . . . . let alone myself. . . . nevermind that I don't even know where I'd FIND a gun . . . . *shrug* Oh well!
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*hands duchess a pistol*

give it back to me in 4 months and 7 days thats when im dying too. Better yet we'll put our heads together and save the extra bullet.
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After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them! Well I already knew that
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well I guess this looks good,


Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
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Gee, these are kind of limited,
what about drowning on a whale watch?

Being eaten alive by maggots.

Or dieing in a freak limbo accident while drunk at a party?
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