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Old 03-06-02   #1
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My charm will work on your mother.

Something odd I've noticed about me. Women seem to be allergic to me, but when one actually takes a liking to me, and I meet the parents, her mother always loves me after about 2 minutes of my insatiable charm. I've never had a mom not like me. Damn, I guess I could date any 45 year old woman I want. Maybe I should just cut the crap and try to sleep with everyone's mother.



And yes, I can be charming at times...
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Hmmmm... Now there's an idea for a career.
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Hey, they're always going to those "Better sex life" conferences and complaining about how their husbands don't treat them right or show enough passion. They'll pay a high price for decent sex once in a while.
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Stay away from my mom... hooker...

Umm... actually theres a good chance all the 'moms' like you stricktly as a mother - daughters boyfriend sorta relationship...

Perhaps you dont pose a threat....
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Well its good to see you have an uber healthy ego.
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Re: My charm will work on your mother.

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Originally posted by Duddy
Something odd I've noticed about me. Women seem to be allergic to me, but when one actually takes a liking to me, and I meet the parents, her mother always loves me after about 2 minutes of my insatiable charm. I've never had a mom not like me. Damn, I guess I could date any 45 year old woman I want. Maybe I should just cut the crap and try to sleep with everyone's mother.



And yes, I can be charming at times...
I have the same damned problem, no girl within my age range will date me, and yet I once had an 80 yr old women oggle me.
That was frightening.
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Old 03-06-02   #10
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of course, that could've been the feminine version of "Dream a little dream"... you never know...
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You say moms like you, then wonder why girls your age don't? Hah! Seems rather obvious to me...

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you're a goody little two shoes.
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you're a goody little two shoes.
HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!! That was funny. You think I'm a 'goody little two shoes'? That shows exactly how much you know about me. I'm quite far away from that.

Moms like me because I have class and manners.
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GAHHHH!

Are you serious? I'm practically launching myself on you like a live grenade and you won't even look at me, but my MOM?

Ewww! She can't handle my DAD, what the hell would she do with YOU?

Scary...not to mention the eyeball-searing picture now affixed in my mind...

You owe me for therapy now, mister!!! I'm scarred for life!!!
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Well its good to see you have an uber healthy ego.
I have no ego. In fact, I have a problem with very low self esteem. This thread was meant for light hearted humor.
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Moms like me because I have class and manners.
Mother approved... but not kid tested... what a shame...


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Duddy!!!

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... but not kid tested... ..
I made a cheerleader moan really loudly in bed once, does that count?
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Only if she were under 13...
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No, she was 17... that over-age bitch
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Hee Hee Duddy!!!!

Sorry, then...doesn't count....


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I dated a 14 year old, and I was 18...THAT counts...
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