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Old 03-03-02   #1
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Wat een grap had moeten worden is spijtig genoeg tragisch afgelopen voor de 16 jarige Daniel Tuttle.

Iets na het middaguur werd hij gevonden, hevig bloedend in zijn schaamstreek, met zijn broek tot op zijn voeten vlak voor een pasgeboren kalf.

Het politie-onderzoek wees uit dat hij zijn penis in de mond van het pasgeboren kalfje had gestoken, omdat het zou denken melk te krijgen door hieraan te zuigen...

Zijn 2 collegas hadden hem verteld dat ze dit vaak deden maar hadden niet verwacht dat hij dit echt ging proberen.
Beide ontkenden echter dat ze dit hadden gedaan.

Deze collegas hadden hem niet verteld dat een kalfje bijt op de tepels om zo melk te krijgen.. en dus niet zuigt![quote]
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What should have been a joke has become a tragedy for 16 yr old Daniel Tuttle.

Shortly after noon he was found, heavily bleeding in his crotch, with his pants on his feet in front of a newlyborn cow.

Police investigation turned out that the boy had stuck his penis into the mouth of the calf, because it would think it would recieve milk and start sucking...

His two collegues told him they often did this, but they had not expected he would actually try it. Both of them denied ever doing it.

These collegues did not tell him, that to recieve milk, a calf bites the nipples... it does not suck...

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I'm sitting here thinking... Auch...
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Old 03-03-02   #2
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Old 03-03-02   #3
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That shall be my new action of pure evil.

*DarkStorm thrusts a calf into Aeternus' pants*
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Old 03-03-02   #5
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And I'm sitting here feeling... Auch.
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Old 03-03-02   #6
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I heard about that at work a couple days ago....kind of sick.
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That could be the most humorist thing I have ever heard, or the most terrible.
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Old 03-04-02   #8
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Try to think what made this boy believe those guys.
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Quite disgusting- the child had to be mentally or emotionally sick.
Or he was just finding it hard to find a girl/boy that would suck his dick.
Well at least he doesn't have to worry about that now. Perhaps he was meant to die. One less Stupid child in the world- thats all I have to say.
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Old 03-04-02   #12
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damn..and OUCH



stupid kid..that's like horsefucking and kicked away by it.

..not that I have tried

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yucky

There was this girl- I went to High School with her- but didn't know her- Anyway she couldn't find a guy that would let her give em head- so she went to the horse stalls and gave this guys horse head- pretty sick knowing a bitch sucked a horses dick.
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That kid got what he deserved, I know that sounds harsh but if you are going to be sick enough to try to get animals to perform sexual acts upon yourself expect to get hurt.

At least his dick wont get him into anymore trouble sick little bastard.

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LMAO

That is SOOoooo funny.

Dumb kid.....

Won't be trying that again!

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*finally gets finished with his laughing fit enough to reply*

...talk about sticking your dick in the wrong hole...

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If you're gonna go around sticking your dick where it doesn't belong, shit like this is bound to happen....
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's one less dick in the world then eh? *smirks*

Fucken idiot deserved that one... `laughs`

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Won't be trying that again!
Won't? Try CAN'T!
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