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Old 02-26-02   #1
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creative ways to kill people

does anybody know any creative ways to kill somebody? come on....i know you do. dont hold back on me.
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Old 02-26-02   #2
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Here's a little-used method.
If you live in a country/state that has the death penalty for homicide, kill yourself and frame the guy for your murder.
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Old 02-27-02   #3
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i know one thing...a few yrs ago (i dont know abou now) the max time you could get in jail for disposing a body by means of a woodchoper was like 5 yrs. that is only if your cutting it up...
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Old 02-27-02   #4
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Ever seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, when that Voodoo fucker pulls that guys heart out?

That was cool.
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Old 02-27-02   #5
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my favourite is from the book hannibal where that twisted dude breeds those pigs especially to eat human flesh. they're fucking demented.





but i also love the sheriff of nottingham's idea to cut out robin's heart with a spoon. yeah. he's the man.
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I'd find a naturally occuring posion and posion them...
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Stick them naked in the middle of siberia in the middle of winter at night they'll freeze solid in half an hour and die in about 3 minutes.
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does anybody know any creative ways to kill somebody? come on....i know you do. dont hold back on me.
Funny you should ask.. I've been collecting ideas on this for a while.. heres one...

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You're in a giant room...
Two huge-ass walls are closing in on either side of you, at the rate of about an inch an hour...

"I'm Fucked"
You think to yourself...
But the fun iz just starting...
Just as they get to the piont where all your ribs are crushed into your organs, your brain bombarded by chunks of skull fragments and your eyes are about to explode from your head...
The walls reverse direction and repeats the whole process until completion....!

Written by: Maxx
The rest can be found here...
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You could lock someone in a 20-foot-high cell without food or water, and paste a giant naked picture of Janet Reno to the ceiling....
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...And just cause I'm bored heres another...


Ok you're going skyDIEving over lake Killyourself....
About 3,000 feet off the surface you realize your parachute doesn't want to open.... You go for the emergency shute and it only opens halfway like 100 feet above the water....

You hit the surface breaking most every bone in your body...
Your half opened parachute starts dragging you towards a watery death... you struggle in pain with every broken bone in your body but to no avail....

You my friend are Fucked.... yes fucked with a capital "F"!





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I like the ancient Chinese method of staking someone over bamboo and letting it grow into them.
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How about being placed in a vat of vinegar like what the egyptians used to do.
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Throw some alum in there and you got yourself a human pickle.
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How about being dragged through the streets naked them being salted up before being beheaded?
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I like the ancient Chinese method of staking someone over bamboo and letting it grow into them.
damn. that gets my vote.


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Yeah. Bamboo grows like 3 inches a day.
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i don't know maybe it would be fun to ...

trap someone on a close sealed rectangular box, that will not enable him to sit down fill it up to his waist with shit , he has to be naked elevate the temperature inside the rectangular box to 30 degrees .. pump some air from underneath the shit .. cut his eye lids and lips make sure they are cauterized , pull his teeth out , and make the box rotate on a vertical position .. feed him trough a tube that pumps small amounts of room temperature blood and sliced intestines .. .. oh and circus music should be playing on the background.. constantly ..
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im gonna hafta go with crucifixion...i mean something about being starved to death and having your lower body stretched so you cant breath all to well seems very interesting.
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how about this .. paint his ass gray .. tie him up on a room and release a horny elephant !!
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or put a red hot cage with no base and a starving sewage rat .. onto his stomach .. and let the rat eat her way out of there !!
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