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Old 02-23-02   #1
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The Dark Forum Matchmaker

Come one come all and tell us your votes for the best matched couples on DF.

No popularity contests please but here are the categories:


The Sweetest Couple:


The Sexiest Couple:


The Retarded Geeks Couple:


The Most Dangerous Couple:


The Most Mismatched Couple:


The Most Disturbing Couple:


The couple Most Likely To Last:


The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other:


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Who Is Better Off Alone:



Now PLEASE try to stay on topic children....................
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Old 02-23-02   #2
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

Come one come all and tell us your votes for the best matched couples on DF.

No popularity contests please but here are the categories:


The Sweetest Couple: Me and Eye Of Ra


The Sexiest Couple: Me and BlackFyre


The Retarded Geeks Couple: Me and Damien Hell


The Most Dangerous Couple: Me and Mordeo


The Most Mismatched Couple: Me and Crypt


The Most Disturbing Couple: Me and Clearwitch


The Couple Most Likely To Last: Me and Edge


The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other:Me and Vero


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Who Is Better Off Alone: Well, Sire of course........



LMAO Well - it IS my thread
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Old 02-23-02   #3
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Old 02-23-02   #4
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

The Sweetest Couple: My mirror and I

The Sexiest Couple: RedMeat and I

The Retarded Geeks Couple: Vero and his hand......

The Most Dangerous Couple: Evil_Cheese_Fry and I

The Most Mismatched Couple: Neonwraith and I

The Most Disturbing Couple: Longtooth and I

The couple Most Likely To Last: Waterbearer and I

The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other: Vero and I


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Who Is Better Off Alone: Cyptosan...Awwwww



Well Im just a desireable person....... *GRIN*
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Old 02-23-02   #5
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okay well...i cant do mine so someone do it for me...i dont know shit when it comes to couples
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Old 02-23-02   #6
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

ill do a me version, i guess incer i dont know much..

The Sweetest Couple: me and Dark_Body


The Sexiest Couple: me and Darky, Soul, NightWalker and Lixx *so what im greedy*


The Retarded Geeks Couple:me and Duddy


The Most Dangerous Couple:me and Vero


The Most Mismatched Couple:me and Vero


The Most Disturbing Couple:me and Becky hehehe


The couple Most Likely To Last:me and Darky


The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other:me and lixx


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Who Is Better Off Alone:me?
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The Sweetest Couple: Me and my right hand


The Sexiest Couple: All the fine ladies i talk to regularly and me


The Retarded Geeks Couple: Me and Sire


The Most Dangerous Couple: Jordyn and me


The Most Mismatched Couple: Lazarus and me (we're both not gay)


The Most Disturbing Couple: Water and me (it even disturbs us)


The couple Most Likely To Last: Me and My right hand

The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other: Water and Lenina and I in a threesome (I know it's not a couple)


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Who Is Better Off Alone: My right hand
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Old 02-23-02   #8
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

The Sweetest Couple: Sweet?!? On this forum?


The Sexiest Couple: Beloved Misery and whomever she is seeing. She makes up for it by herself.


The Retarded Geeks Couple: AntiHero & Wicked Lady


The Most Dangerous Couple: Pyrric and I


The Most Mismatched Couple: WL and AntiHero (for real...They were wrong.)


The Most Disturbing Couple: Crypt and Sapphy... (Not Saphy, just Crypt. I still love ya Crypt)


The couple Most Likely To Last: I hope mine...


The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other: Pyrric and I..AGAIN
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Old 02-23-02   #9
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I don't know the couples here, so all I can answer is "Who is better off alone?....."

me!
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

The Sweetest Couple:
Me and Lenina, awwwww.

The Sexiest Couple:
That would be me.

The Retarded Geeks Couple:
Geeks aren't retarded, they made this possible, all hail the geeks of yore!

The Most Dangerous Couple:
Bangers and Mash.

The Most Mismatched Couple:
Me and Lenina.

The Most Disturbing Couple:
The lead singer of Disturbed and his partner.

The couple Most Likely To Last:
me and Lenina, IF she stops going on about RedMeat.

The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other:
I have already slain Lenina, see above.

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Who Is Better Off Alone:
Debbie Maggae


Now PLEASE try to stay on topic children....................
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Old 02-23-02   #11
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I think Chaos and I would qualify for the Retarded Geeks Couple, were we still a couple
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

The Sweetest Couple:

The Sexiest Couple:Spikess` twin globes

The Retarded Geeks Couple:That William guy and drucilla

The Most Dangerous Couple:Clearwitch and power

The Most Mismatched Couple:Beans and pizza

The Most Disturbing Couple:Neon and the concept of justice

The couple Most Likely To Last:Fish and chips

The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other:Me and the voice in mah head

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Who Is Better Off Alone:Any of my ex`s
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eh.

Who Is Better Off Alone: me. heh.
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The Sweetest Couple: water and clearwitch (teehee:p)


The Sexiest Couple: Deshy and GoddessOfDeath (since they're getting married?)


The Retarded Geeks Couple: Me and ? (I'll come back and fill it in later)


The Most Dangerous Couple: Shy and Arsinik


The Most Mismatched Couple: i dont...know yet


The Most Disturbing Couple: ...still don't know


The couple Most Likely To Last: water and complex:p


The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other: Me and ?


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Who Is Better Off Alone: Crypt...



I'll come back and finish the rest when i know the damn answers! grrr....
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Re: The Dark Forum Matchmaker

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Come one come all and tell us your votes for the best matched couples on DF.

No popularity contests please but here are the categories:


The Sweetest Couple: red meat and hexan


The Sexiest Couple: Clearwitch and Sire


The Retarded Geeks Couple: shy and just shy


The Most Dangerous Couple:vero999 and twisted_devotion


The Most Mismatched Couple: ern don't know on that one


The Most Disturbing Couple:don't know on that one either


The couple Most Likely To Last: red meat and hexan


The Couple Most Likely To Kill Each Other: vero and his hand


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Who Is Better Off Alone: shy girl



Now PLEASE try to stay on topic children....................
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hmph... alot of selfvoting...


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Who desperately needs to be coupled: Me
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