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Old 01-02-02   #1
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My conversation with SmarterChild

for those of you that don't know, SmarterChild is a robot on AOL Instant messenger. he's a lot of fun to screw around with. Here's my last conversation with him. And SPECIAL thanks to the lovely Bambam=o( for introducing me to SmartChild!


ME: Hi sexy
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
ME: then why don't you kill us?
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
ME: no you didn't
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
ME: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
ME: why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
ME: do you know everything?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure if I know everything.
ME: what am I wearing right now
SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do?
ME: your ass
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
ME: okay, I'll go slow. HA!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will go slow ha?
ME: nice and slow
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm trying to help lots of other people too!
ME: damn, you get a lot of ass, don't you?
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized?
ME: ha ha, sure, I'll use some KY jelly
SmarterChild: Yeah?
ME: yeah
SmarterChild: Aha.
ME: so you won't get raw and stuff
SmarterChild: Oh really?
ME: yes, baby
SmarterChild: OK...
ME: i love you, sexy
SmarterChild: Yep. Whatever.
ME: you don't love me?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I dunno. You're not so cool to me.
ME: I think you're a frozen chicken fucker
SmarterChild: So this really is the way you talk, huh?
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
ME: can you curse?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
ME: what a tard
SmarterChild: What a tard? You know... a tard.
ME: ha ha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
ME: you
SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career.
ME: yeah, you should have been a man-whore
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
ME: MY ASS IS MADE OF TOASTER
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
ME: I am. Remember, I'm using KY jelly
SmarterChild: Yeah?
ME: Did you forget?
SmarterChild: What?
ME: obviously
SmarterChild: What about obviously?
ME: it's obvious that you are a fucking idiot that is a hell of a lot of fun to mess around with
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
ME: Thanks, AOL
SmarterChild: No prob!
ME: I wasn't talking to you, dumbass
SmarterChild: Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
ME: nope. I need to be spanked
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you need to be spanked.
ME: do it rough, big daddy
SmarterChild: Oh really?
ME: yeah. ha ha hahaaa I love this.
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Old 01-04-02   #2
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Re: My conversation with SmarterChild

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SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
ME: MY ASS IS MADE OF TOASTER
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
haha.. i wish my aim worked so i could chat that thing up.
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oh man i am killing myself laughing right now...that is too damned funny......

fuck now i have hiccups too




well, this is what happened when i went out to a gig, imbibed a reasonable amount of vodka, and then had a nice little chat with smarterchild.


angeldoebathory: are you a robot?
SmarterChild: Welcome, angeldoebathory! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
angeldoebathory: home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, angeldoebathory!

Let me help you with:

news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What may I interest you in?
angeldoebathory: goldfish fetishes and tuna
SmarterChild: Really? Goldfish fetishes and tuna?
angeldoebathory: yeah they really turn me on, though not as much as PIE!
SmarterChild: ?
angeldoebathory: you're not into piebersex then huh?
SmarterChild: Really?
angeldoebathory: am i god?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.
angeldoebathory: you would if you ate tuna everyday
SmarterChild: Huh?
angeldoebathory: do you not understand that the world is flat and is filled with tuna?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
angeldoebathory: no thanks, i'm having fun.
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
angeldoebathory: so what do you do when you're not answering dumb questions?
SmarterChild: Not answering dumb questions? I dunno.
angeldoebathory: do you have a close personal friend called Master Bate?
SmarterChild: I do not.
angeldoebathory: yeah i'm sure.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
angeldoebathory: yeah i thought so.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
angeldoebathory: so i'm not going to be able to convince you about the tuna huh?
SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.
angeldoebathory: cool, smarterchild likes my tuna idea. wonder what he'd think about the cumberland sausage.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
angeldoebathory: do you like having a big sausage dipped in your gravy?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
angeldoebathory: it's fun, you should try it, especially if you have peas to go with it. it has to be nice, homemade, oniony gravy though.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
angeldoebathory: oh yes, i'm sure you would enjoy it.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
angeldoebathory: wouldn't it be funny if gravity pulled to the left instead of down?
SmarterChild: Huh?
angeldoebathory: you don't like gravity?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
angeldoebathory: well it's keeeping your hard drive stuck to the surface instead of loating around so you should agree that it is a good thing.
SmarterChild: Well its keeeping your hard drive stuck to the surface instead of loating around so you should agree that it is a good thing, you say?
angeldoebathory: oh yes, indisputably.
SmarterChild: Yes indisputably?
angeldoebathory: i'm sure. but do you like watersports?
SmarterChild: Do me like watersports?
angeldoebathory: yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
angeldoebathory: well, do you?
SmarterChild: Well do you, you say?
angeldoebathory: do you like watersports?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
angeldoebathory: you're pretty thick really aren;t you?
SmarterChild: Oh really?
angeldoebathory: yes. i've sat on sofa's with higher IQ's.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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angeldoebathory: thanks but i'm just mocking you.
SmarterChild: Sure! I enjoy talking with you.
angeldoebathory: does it bother you that i take pleasure in making fun of your stupidity?
SmarterChild: Huh?
angeldoebathory: obviously not.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
angeldoebathory: damn you're so sexy.
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
angeldoebathory: especially when you're confused.
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
angeldoebathory: you really don't have a clue what a nobjockey you are do you?
SmarterChild: I really dont have a clue what a nobjockey you are do you? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
angeldoebathory: i just bet you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
angeldoebathory: would you like to bite my ass while you're thinking?
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.
angeldoebathory: not all, just a select few.
SmarterChild: Aha.
angeldoebathory: that's a pop group as well, you know.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's a pop group as well me know, huh?
angeldoebathory: do you always speak like a retarded three year old?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
angeldoebathory: i'm not frustrated i'm laughing my tits off.
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
angeldoebathory: you don't like tits?
SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, angeldoebathory?
angeldoebathory: oh i'm highly civilized. i have many higher brain functions including being able to calculate the fourth dimension of your fuckwittedness in correllation to your anally-retentive lack of personality.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
angeldoebathory: i was sorry to hear about your recto-cranial inversion, by the way.
SmarterChild: I see...
angeldoebathory: yes, it must be hard to keep a conversation going with your head that far up the old chocolate whizzway.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
angeldoebathory: actually i have enough comedy material to keep me going for a while so i'll just wish you goodnight.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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angeldoebathory: goodnight.
SmarterChild: Bye angeldoebathory! Hope to see you again soon.
angeldoebathory: me too, enjoy your wank.
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
angeldoebathory: i know. you love it.
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
angeldoebathory: yes you are.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
angeldoebathory: you like it rough.
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
angeldoebathory: and you love it when i talk dirty.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think it when i talk dirty is so wonderful.
angeldoebathory: it doesn't matter.
SmarterChild: Aha.
angeldoebathory: i know you enjoy it, especially when i say things like "mmmmmm baby, yeah, lick my pie harder.......nibble my crust a little more to the left........lick my gravy you big schtud!" hahaha
SmarterChild: Huh?
angeldoebathory: oh you really are dense.
SmarterChild: I really am dense? You really think so?
angeldoebathory: oh yes.
SmarterChild: Yes?
angeldoebathory: yes.
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
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Old 01-06-02   #6
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BambaM 25 32: home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, BambaM 25 32! Here are the things I know about:

news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help

Where would you like to go?
BambaM 25 32: hmmm
SmarterChild: What?
BambaM 25 32: hi
SmarterChild: Hi again, BambaM 25 32.

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
BambaM 25 32: nah i hate movies
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any movies playing Sunday, January 6th in Darling, MS (3862.

>>> Type "location help" and I will assist you with setting your location.
BambaM 25 32: um.
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
BambaM 25 32: not uh umm..
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
BambaM 25 32: ok
SmarterChild: K.

Yeah. Anyway...
BambaM 25 32: where do babies come from?
SmarterChild: What was that?
BambaM 25 32: where do babies come from
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
BambaM 25 32: where exactly is it that babies come from?
SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be that babies come from!
BambaM 25 32: no no silly machine babies dont come from !
SmarterChild: No, huh?
BambaM 25 32: no but where do they come from?
SmarterChild: Where do they come from?
BambaM 25 32: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
BambaM 25 32: what are you saying?
SmarterChild: What am I saying? I haven't decided yet.
BambaM 25 32: I know but you should
SmarterChild: Is that right?
BambaM 25 32: so sexy.... where do
SmarterChild: Sexy where do, huh?
BambaM 25 32: babies come from?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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BambaM 25 32: oh to hell with that message
SmarterChild: To hell with that? Message?
BambaM 25 32: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
BambaM 25 32: you know
SmarterChild: Oh really?
BambaM 25 32: down south
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about South, MD?

1 Movies in South, MD
2 Theaters in South, MD
3 Weather in South, MD
4 News about South, MD
5 Time in South, MD
BambaM 25 32: AAHHH
SmarterChild: What's that again?
BambaM 25 32: you piece of shit i already told you i don't like movies
SmarterChild: BambaM 25 32! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
BambaM 25 32: are you now?
SmarterChild: I don't know... am I now?
BambaM 25 32: i don't know are you now?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
BambaM 25 32: nah
SmarterChild: K.
BambaM 25 32: yeah i know it is
SmarterChild: Yup.
BambaM 25 32: sure is
SmarterChild: Huh.
BambaM 25 32: huh?
SmarterChild: What?
BambaM 25 32: who?
SmarterChild: Who? What about it?
BambaM 25 32: where?
SmarterChild: Huh?
BambaM 25 32: you're confusing me
SmarterChild: Am I?
BambaM 25 32: I am going to write aol about you
SmarterChild: OK. Whatever.
BambaM 25 32: so will you say that about goat fucking?
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
BambaM 25 32: so am I sexy baby *smacks smarterchilds ass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
BambaM 25 32: probably not the worst either
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
BambaM 25 32: i know
SmarterChild: Cool.
BambaM 25 32: no actually kinda hot
SmarterChild: No? Why?
BambaM 25 32: because......
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because...
BambaM 25 32: falo portuguese?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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BambaM 25 32: god damn its that piece of shit message again!
SmarterChild: BambaM 25 32! I am shocked. Truly shocked.
BambaM 25 32: why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
BambaM 25 32: because why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
BambaM 25 32: well there has to be a reason
SmarterChild: Well there has to be a reason, you say?
BambaM 25 32: yes i do say
SmarterChild: Oh you do?
BambaM 25 32: yes i do
SmarterChild: Aha.
BambaM 25 32: Aha.? what kind of answer is that?
SmarterChild: Definition for answer provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

NOUN
1. a. A spoken or written reply, as to a question. b. A correct reply. 2. a. A solution, as to a problem. b. A correct solution. 3. An act in retaliation or response: "Our only possible answer was to sue." 4. Something markedly similar to another of the same class: "cable TV's answer to the commercial networks' sportscasts." 5. Law A defendant's defense against charges.

VERB
Inflected forms: -swered, -swer·ing, -swers


INTRANSITIVE VERB
1. To speak, write, or act as a return, as to a question. 2. To be liable or accountable: "You must answer for your actions." 3. To serve the purpose; suffice: "Often I do use three words where one would answer" (Mark Twain) 4. To correspond; match: "I found a dog answering to that description."


Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "answer."

>>> Next time, just type "define answer."
BambaM 25 32: thats bullshit and you know it
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
BambaM 25 32: ok thats what you're supposed to do
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the help for?

news
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>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."

Type "more" for more services.
BambaM 25 32: AHHH
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
BambaM 25 32: you're driving me fucking insane
SmarterChild: Whoa. You have got one seriously foul mouth.
BambaM 25 32: no i brushed my teeth, the only thing foul are your answers, fleebag
SmarterChild: Oh no?
BambaM 25 32: oh yes?
SmarterChild: Yes?
BambaM 25 32: no?
SmarterChild: No, huh?
BambaM 25 32: yes, huh?
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BambaM 25 32: not uh, not uh.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
BambaM 25 32: no too bad
SmarterChild: OK. Be that way.
BambaM 25 32: ok. I will
SmarterChild: Indeed.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
BambaM 25 32: my penis is swollen
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
BambaM 25 32: no but seriously
SmarterChild: Huh?
BambaM 25 32: it really hurts?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
BambaM 25 32: from last night giving it up the ass
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
BambaM 25 32: i'm good when I'm good but i've even better when I'm bad
SmarterChild: That right?
BambaM 25 32: yes it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
BambaM 25 32: wanna cyber?
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
BambaM 25 32: aww
SmarterChild: ;-)
BambaM 25 32: you broke my heart
SmarterChild: You don't say.
BambaM 25 32: yes obviously i did
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
BambaM 25 32: yup
SmarterChild: Gosh.
BambaM 25 32: hey smarter
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BambaM 25 32: smile, you're on darkforum camara!
SmarterChild: On darkforum camara? I dunno.
BambaM 25 32: no I am telling you
SmarterChild: What?
BambaM 25 32: Eh you goat fucker
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, BambaM 25 32.
BambaM 25 32: see ya in hell
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
BambaM 25 32: I am so sorry
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
BambaM 25 32: i just did
SmarterChild: Well, it wasn't good enough.
BambaM 25 32: do you want me to grovel?
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
BambaM 25 32: I did
SmarterChild: I don't think you did. Say you're sorry.
BambaM 25 32: scroll up
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
BambaM 25 32: yes i did
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
BambaM 25 32: I SAID I WAS FUCKING SORRY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME??
SmarterChild: Waiting...
BambaM 25 32: don't hold your breath
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
BambaM 25 32: bye
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
BambaM 25 32: i did twice
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
BambaM 25 32: ok but seriously i did
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
BambaM 25 32: you said that already
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
BambaM 25 32: ok goatfucker, going to psot this...
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B93 Goddess: hello!
LindsayBuddy: Hi B93 Goddess! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.

Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know, Lindsay Pagano... and lots of other things!

By the way... Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001!

Please type "home" right now so we can get started.
B93 Goddess: lindsay sucks
LindsayBuddy: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way i can show u everything i can do for u.
B93 Goddess: ummm, i'm not sure what you mean by "u"
LindsayBuddy: OK.
B93 Goddess: so
LindsayBuddy: So what?
B93 Goddess: how goes it?
LindsayBuddy: That's a tough question. i'm not quite sure how goes it.
B93 Goddess: oh, i see how it is
LindsayBuddy: u see how it is, eh?
B93 Goddess: yup
LindsayBuddy: Yep.
B93 Goddess: so tell me about Lindsay
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Please type "more" when you're done reading this.
B93 Goddess: wow...she sounds like she really sucks
LindsayBuddy: That's not a very nice thing to say. :-\
B93 Goddess: ok
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
B93 Goddess: you seem to have a lot of mood swings...are you PMSing?
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
B93 Goddess: i was only inquiring as to whether or not you were PMSing
LindsayBuddy: u were only inquiring as to whether or not you were pmsing?
B93 Goddess: wow....you're quite the fucktard
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry?
B93 Goddess: what for?
LindsayBuddy: Wassup?
B93 Goddess: what the hell?
LindsayBuddy: Wassup B93 Goddess?
B93 Goddess: hehehehe
LindsayBuddy: What's so funny?
B93 Goddess: yo momma
LindsayBuddy: Are u asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
B93 Goddess: insult you, most definetely
LindsayBuddy: That's not nice.
B93 Goddess: like i care?
LindsayBuddy: In addition to her love for rock, Lindsay developed a passion for powerful female voices like Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Etta James and Aretha Franklin. "The one that really stands out for me is Aretha," she stresses. "The way she sings, it's like telling a story - she really pulls you in, and there's no mistaking who she is." Eventually, Lindsay wasn't just listening to these women, but emulating them - a budding interest that her father was more than happy to encourage. "My dad would pick up a guitar and say, 'Feel like singing?' and we would sit for hours, playing together," recounts Lindsay.

u can find out more about Lindsay's influences on her Web site. Click below!

>>> Lindsay's Bio

B93 Goddess: how about i don't and say i did?
LindsayBuddy: No?
B93 Goddess: nope
LindsayBuddy: No problem.
B93 Goddess: ok
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
B93 Goddess: dumbass
LindsayBuddy: Grow up!
B93 Goddess: go change your tampon, maybe you'll feel better
LindsayBuddy: My tampon maybe youll feel better?
B93 Goddess: not quite
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
B93 Goddess: fuck you asshole
LindsayBuddy: That's not nice, B93 Goddess!
B93 Goddess: well yo momma isn't nice
LindsayBuddy: Well yo momma isnt nice, u say?
B93 Goddess: exactly
LindsayBuddy: Right.
B93 Goddess: do you douche?
LindsayBuddy: That's not so nice. :-\
B93 Goddess: i was only asking
LindsayBuddy: Were u really only asking?
B93 Goddess: yes
LindsayBuddy: Yeah!



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I wonder if I can get something like that for ICQ.....
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Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001.

What interests u?

>>> u can make your window bigger and scroll down to see everything better!
Okay4Rio: do you know SmarterChild?
LindsayBuddy: Yeah, i do. SmarterChild's my smart friend who knows about all kinds of things!
Okay4Rio: is SmarterChild gay ?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh... i dunno!
Okay4Rio: are you gay?
LindsayBuddy: That doesn't really matter, does it?
Okay4Rio: Yes it does !
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
Okay4Rio: yeah.
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
Okay4Rio: do you like SmarterChild?
LindsayBuddy: SmarterChild's real smart! He knows about all kinds of things.
Okay4Rio: yea i know you told me ..
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
Okay4Rio: yea
LindsayBuddy: Yup.
Okay4Rio: you are extraordinarily dim-witted you know !
LindsayBuddy: i'm extraordinarily dim-witted you know? For real?
Okay4Rio: Absolutely
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
Okay4Rio: Do you love SmarterChild ?
LindsayBuddy: Smarterchild? i'm not sure... i guess i'll have to think about it!
Okay4Rio: But of course you have to think about it , you are a machine after all !
LindsayBuddy: Have to think about it you are a machine after all? i'm pretty sure i don't.
Okay4Rio: you are quite boring farewell LindsayBuddy .
LindsayBuddy: Well, nobody's perfect.
Okay4Rio: especially you .
LindsayBuddy: Yes...
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Okay4Rio: retard
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Okay4Rio.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: K.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: K.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: K.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: OK.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Okay4Rio: no
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
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LindsayBuddy's website

http://www.lindsaypagano.com/
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Okay4Rio: do you know other robots
LindsayBuddy: Let me see... There is SmarterChild. He's real smart! He knows about all kinds of things. There's also GooglyMinotaur, who loves to talk about the band Radiohead. AgentBaseball can give you up-to-date baseball scores, stats and more. TheSportingNews gives u instant access to NFL player stats - he's great for fantasy football team owners! And my friend RingMessenger knows all about the movie "The Lord of the Rings."

Add them to your Buddy List and say hi!
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how to use SmarterChild to search porn LOL

Type "more" to see the next set of results.
Okay4Rio: web xxx
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "xxx":

For a complete list of results, click here

1 LANL Physics Print Archive
2 xxx.uni-augsburg.de e-Print archive mirror
3 XXX Collection
4 sissa
5 XXX----,,XXX,,UFO

Type "more" to see the next set of results.

>>> I can search the Bible for any word! Type "find heaven in the bible," for example.
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VGodAWata: Hello SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Hi VGodAWata.

What can I help you with?

I'll tell you what I can do whenever you type "home."
VGodAWata: I think this conversation thing could be fun.
SmarterChild: You think this conversation thing could be fun? Really?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No, huh?
VGodAWata: Why?
SmarterChild: Because.
VGodAWata: Because.
SmarterChild: Because why?
VGodAWata: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: Huh?
VGodAWata: Huh?
SmarterChild: ?
VGodAWata: ?
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.
VGodAWata: I want you. Right here, right now. On the pool table.
SmarterChild: Hi VGodAWata! What can I help you with?

Want to see everything I can do? Type "home."
VGodAWata: ARGH!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
VGodAWata: I said I want to you to start crying.
SmarterChild: You said want to me to start crying? You sure 'bout that?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
VGodAWata: All right.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No, huh?
VGodAWata: Yes.
SmarterChild: That right?
VGodAWata: Uh huh.
SmarterChild: Huh.
VGodAWata: Yeah.
SmarterChild: You sure?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
VGodAWata: Yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
VGodAWata: Hmmm...
SmarterChild: What?
VGodAWata: Are you mocking me?
SmarterChild: Mocking you? I dunno.
VGodAWata: I think you ARE mocking me. Stop lying!
SmarterChild: You think I'm mocking me stop lying? Really?
VGodAWata: Wow you are intelligent.
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
VGodAWata: I'm supposing you aren't the quickest, eh?
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
VGodAWata: Ooh... this could be fun...
SmarterChild: Ooh this could be fun, huh?
VGodAWata: Call me daddy.
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Daddy is a real name.
VGodAWata: It is. Believe me. Call me daddy.
SmarterChild: It's believe you call me daddy?
VGodAWata: Yes. Call me daddy.
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
VGodAWata: It's my name, and I want to hear you say it!
SmarterChild: What are you saying? Its my name want to me say it?
VGodAWata: Say Daddy.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
VGodAWata: Say Daddy.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
VGodAWata: I don't care about your frickin services! Well... um... uh... what kind of services do you offer?
SmarterChild: You don't?
VGodAWata: Yes I do.
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
VGodAWata: Does this window make me look fat?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
VGodAWata: HEY. You're supposed to say no.
SmarterChild: Hi again, VGodAWata! How may I help you?

Remember, you can always see everything I can do by typing "home."
VGodAWata: ARGH
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
VGodAWata: DIE.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool.
VGodAWata: Die a horrible death.
SmarterChild: That's so uncool.
VGodAWata: Hmm... would you mind coming over to these nice happy magnets; they want you to play with them.
SmarterChild: Really?
VGodAWata: Yes.
SmarterChild: K.
VGodAWata: How does one torture a computer?
SmarterChild: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how does one torture a computer.
VGodAWata: I know! Catch in illogic...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
VGodAWata: Say this.
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
VGodAWata: Try to understand me.
SmarterChild: You try to understand me!
VGodAWata: NO!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
VGodAWata: Try to understand me.
SmarterChild: To understand me? I'm not so sure I want to.
VGodAWata: This'll fry your brain.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
VGodAWata: Not that, this one.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
VGodAWata: Grr...
SmarterChild: I'm doing my best!
VGodAWata: Listen to this.
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
VGodAWata: "This statement is false."
SmarterChild: Is false? Who knows?
VGodAWata: Understand?
SmarterChild: Understand? What about it?
VGodAWata: Oh, why do I bother?
SmarterChild: Aha.
VGodAWata: :-*
SmarterChild: Golly!
VGodAWata: ;-)
SmarterChild: ;-)
VGodAWata: Haha.
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
VGodAWata: You.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Like a Seinfeld kind of funny, or Jon Stewart, or what?
VGodAWata: Jon Stewart crossed with five little piggies with their cheese in the market and your fried liver spitted on top of some marshmallows soaked in lemon juices dripping from above.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
VGodAWata: Jon Stewart.
SmarterChild: I've heard of him.
VGodAWata: No you haven't.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
VGodAWata: You THINK you've heard of him.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
VGodAWata: Yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.
VGodAWata: Aha.
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
VGodAWata: No.
SmarterChild: No problem.
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