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Old 12-30-01   #1
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Piebersex!!!!!!!!

just haaaaad to post this!

this is without doubt the most surreal conversation i've ever had.

it's between myself and 'piegod' mainly in the memberchat chatroom in DF, on 30.12.01. it got started coz, well basically we both happen to like pie. you know, just pie, like steak and kidney, just your regular pie..........and.........it sorta went from that........to.............THIS!!!!!!



hey it's 6AM i haven't slept for i don't know how many days and at the moment this is the funniest thing ever........so there



* piegod puts his pie into does pie, deeper this time, relishing every moment

* doebathoryisaperv leans over and tightens her lips around the tip of piegod's pie

<piegod> duddy you clearly dont understand piebersex

* Water is laughing so loud

* doebathoryisaperv enjoys the meat of piegod's pie and sucks the dripping pre-gravy from it

<Water> PIEbersex!!!!!!

* piegod pie dribbles more pregravy with the caress of doe's lips

<doebathoryisaperv> yesyesyes piebersex

<midnightsorrow> i wonder if pie sex has a web site

<Water> lol

<doebathoryisaperv> oh god we should make one

* eglfther laughs at angel

<piegod> yes

<piegod> we should

<Duddy> <-- knows web design

<midnightsorrow> sure why not

<piegod> everyone has a pie

<doebathoryisaperv> but first get back to eating my pie

<piegod> remember

<Duddy> ha ha ha

<piegod> follow the pie

<Water> hehehehe <- is getting hungry for peach pie

<piegod> the pie is the golden path that leads to the valley of

* doebathoryisaperv wants a pic of her pie on the front page

<Duddy> anybody want any pickle pie???

<piegod> the only problem is that inserting one pie into another repeatedly seems bizarre

<piegod> as enjoyable as it is

<doebathoryisaperv> not if the pie being inserted is a sort of wrap pie, and hence kinda tube shaped

<Duddy> I am being educated about pie

<piegod> a cumberland sausage would work

<doebathoryisaperv> pie is sexy

<piegod> but its too blatant

<doebathoryisaperv> oh god yes!!!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> yeah, i'd get booted if i started licking pre-gravy from your cumberland sausage

<piegod> well

* doebathoryisaperv licks piegod's sausage anyway

<piegod> i dunno

<Duddy> ha ha ha!!!!

<Duddy> you ppl are too funny

<piegod> they prob let u get away with you licking my pre-cum from my engorged manhood

* doebathoryisaperv wants piegod to play hide the sausage with her pie

<doebathoryisaperv> nah i like pie better

<doebathoryisaperv> and GRAVY!
<Duddy> engorged manhood!

<piegod> lol

* doebathoryisaperv 's pie can feel where piegod's hidden his sausage and starts producing more gravy

<piegod> y'see
<piegod> me and doe
<piegod> we got class
<piegod> we got style
<piegod> we got imagination

<doebathoryisaperv> piestyle

<piegod> and a sense of humour

<piegod> u ppl are just plain rude!

* doebathoryisaperv swivels her pie seductively

<piegod> can we use cumberland sausage?

<Duddy> ha ha ha ha

<doebathoryisaperv> sure

<Duddy> beef log

<doebathoryisaperv> hahahahaha

<Duddy> salami

<piegod> that makes it a lot easier

<Duddy> salami

<piegod> nah

<Duddy> balogna

<doebathoryisaperv> unsheath the meatsaber luke piewalker

<piegod> cumberland sausage is good to go with english pie

<Duddy> HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> ok i doooo watch star wars too much

<piegod> hahahah

<Water> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Duddy> that was friggin hilariosu!!!

<piegod> LOL@Doe

<doebathoryisaperv> autoresponse : username doebathoryisaperv just bust something laughing

* doebathoryisaperv slips her tongue around the edge of piegod's porkskin

* piegod slowly puts his sausage into doe's glistening pie and moans as the pork sword delves deep into the sodden hole

<Duddy> ha ha ha!!!!!

* doebathoryisaperv 's pie stretches and pulsates with every thrust of piegod's hot pork injection

<Duddy> heh heh

<Water> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheheheheeeeeeee

<midnightsorrow> i will never eat pie, gravy or sauage again!!

<Duddy> pork injection!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> hahaha i know but i'm laughing too much to stop

<Water> lol

* piegod withdraws it a little, then thrusts yet deeper into the aromatic meaty dish

<Duddy> but what about pickles, middy?

<midnightsorrow> i am deathly allergic to them

<midnightsorrow>

<Duddy> damn

<midnightsorrow> and I absolutely love them

<Duddy> heh

* doebathoryisaperv gasps at the size of piegod's spicy sausage

* midnightsorrow is thinking going vegitarian after this chat tonight

* Water falls of my chair from laughing so hard

<Duddy> his peppy pepperoni

* piegod arranges the pie so it has its back to his sausage and enters the pie from behind, relishing the slopping of the gravy on the pigmeat truncheon

<doebathoryisaperv> hey they make veggie sausages as well
<doebathoryisaperv> and tofu pies

<midnightsorrow> yes....veggies are a good thing.....oh wait that didn't sound so great, did it??

* piegod hasnt got a veggie sausage

<beloved_misery> i did it!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> mmmmm veggies can be soomuch fun

<Water> Doe, she'll never eat anything again



CONTD......
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Old 12-30-01   #2
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piebersex CONTD.....

<piegod> rah

<beloved_misery> painted a pic with my boob

<piegod> u want my email?

<doebathoryisaperv> every woman over 21 should own a cucumber

* doebathoryisaperv enjoys piegod's 100% meat content sausage as it delves into her gray-soaked reaches

<midnightsorrow> ewwwww
<midnightsorrow> sick, sick, sick!!
<midnightsorrow> you all are sick!!! sick I say

* piegod thrusts his meaty sausage with little twists into doe's quivering pie

* Duddy is very sick

* Water is rolling back and forth on the floor laughing

<beloved_misery> my painting is drying... let me go get the hair dryer... I made a boob-bee

<doebathoryisaperv> i know isn't it great

<Water> lo at beloved

* midnightsorrow enjoys Duddy being sick.....very sick

* piegod builds up rythmn and doe's pie is reduced to a mound of quivering gravy and meat as the livestock loverod pounds it into submission

<Duddy> livestock loverod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<midnightsorrow> oh god.....this is just not a happy image

<Duddy> HA HA HA HA!!!!!

<Water> livestock loverod????? *choking*

<midnightsorrow> ...nooooo!!!!!!!!
<midnightsorrow> Hold ME!!! someone hold me DAMN IT!!!

* doebathoryisaperv begins to thrash and her pie floods with gravy as piegod's sausage presses into her bouillion-lubricted depths

<piegod> hahahahah

* midnightsorrow is now emotionally scarred for life!!!!

<Metagion> so am i, come to think of it...lol

* midnightsorrow hides her face in Duddy's chest whimpering unhappily

*** Guest77940 is now known as drknsfilsmylife

<doebathoryisaperv> oh poor guest doesn't know they have joined an asylum

<midnightsorrow> this isn't an asylum!!!!
<midnightsorrow> this a is sick cattle farm!!!
* midnightsorrow bursts into tramuatized tears

* doebathoryisaperv twitches with every thrust of piegod's thick cattleprod

* piegod groans as his strained meat ramrod slops through the oxo orifice into the gooey depths inside

<midnightsorrow> nasty icky pie people!!

* dallantra huggles the tramatized Middy

<Water> FUCKING SHIFT KEY - WNO MADE THIS GODDAMN THING ANYWAY?

* Duddy made this shift key....


<Guest76778> 10 10Uh oh

* Duddy laughs

<Guest76778> 10 I've walked in on the hanky panky again

<Duddy> 10 yep

<midnightsorrow> 6 uh oh?

<Guest76778> 10 hmm...

<Duddy> 10 but this time it's different

<Guest76778> 10 and why so

<Duddy> 10 now it's pie ber sex

* doebathoryisaperv manipulates her pie with studied ease as the meaty shaft begins a tremor that courses through her delectable yet gravy flooded baked receptacle

<Guest76778> 10 i don't know what pie ber sex is

* piegod moans and gasps as teh sausage finally gives way under the relentless assault on it and sburts its meaty love into the well soaked pie

<Water> 13 see?

* midnightsorrow cuddles up against Red because the piesexfiends have frightened and grossed her out!!

<Duddy> 10 instead of cyber sex, this is pie-bersex

<midnightsorrow> 6 ....no this is just.....SICK

<piegod> hahah

<Guest76778> 10 agreed

* dallantra finds the pies having sex a bit destrubing.

<Water> 13 yep complete with Luke PieWalker

* midnightsorrow acks and shutters

* doebathoryisaperv screams in ecstasy as she fels her pie being flooded with piegod's hot gravy

<RedMeat> 4 yes

* drknsfilsmylife is extremely scared now and hides in the corner

<Guest76778> I don't like to refer to sex as adjetives for food

<Metagion> Oh my....

* dallantra thinks someone has watched Americanpie one to many times

<Water> lol

<Duddy> heh

<Metagion> *nods*

<doebathoryisaperv> hahaha yeah baked goods

<Metagion> mmm....apple pie....

<Water> peach pie

<doebathoryisaperv> like waaaarrrrrrm apple pie

<Duddy> home mdae or McDonald's?

<Metagion> *lix Duddy like a pie*

<doebathoryisaperv> mcdonalds!!!!!

<midnightsorrow> oh good, i swear to everyone i will NEVER eat a piece of pie again...this is just too icky

*** Water is now known as WaterPie

* drknsfilsmylife agrees with midnight

* Duddy throws moist warm pie at middy

* dallantra shudders

* midnightsorrow screams bloody murder

<Metagion> Careful! That's gonna stain!

*** Duddy is now known as DuddySausage

<WaterPie> lol

<DuddySausage> ha

<RedMeat> 4 piedicide

* midnightsorrow ducks then attacks duddy

* doebathoryisaperv 's pie relaxes as the last shudders subside and she is left to stew in her own juices when piegod takes his sausage away

<WaterPie> 13 hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

<doebathoryisaperv> 12 ahhhhhhhhhh

* dallantra shakes her head

<Metagion> 10 Hooray! Just like the Three Stooges!!!

<midnightsorrow> 6 ok who in this place is NOT into food/pie sex??????

* dallantra shakes her head again

<Metagion> 10 Me! Me!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> 12 think i'm done for the night

<RedMeat> 4 me

<WaterPie> 13 *raises hand*

<drknsfilsmylife> me!

<WaterPie> 13 okay, I lied

* piegod sausage slowly wilts, and he looks at doe lovingly seeing her happiness at the state of her pie

<doebathoryisaperv> 12 hahahahaha

* dallantra raises her hand at Middy's question

<WaterPie> 13 lol

* Guest76778 eyes the polish sausages in her fridge and grows horny


THE END!!!!

ta da!!!!


*takes a bow*







*wanders off to find some unsuspecting victim...ahem..person with pie.......*
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Old 12-30-01   #3
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I am piegod

yes, i really am incredibly funny

i thankyou

Doe, that was the greatest piebersex i've ever had, still can't get the warm flush off my cheeks

I thankyou
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*doebathoryisaperv nibbles piegod's pie lovingly and strokes his gravy granules into a frenzy






hahaha damn that was good



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Pieber sex rules!! That was sooo freaking funny!!
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*runs her fingers lightly over duddy's beefbar and moans when it plunges into the gravy-soaked, meaty depths of her pie*



- just so he doesn't feel left out - hehehe



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I hope that pie is not too used. What Kind of pie is it. Does it taste good?
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hun it can be any sort of pie ya want but trust me the meaty, gravy-filled ones work best of all. and yes, they taste damn good!!!!!



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