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Old 12-12-01   #1
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And God created woman

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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and god created man

one day, being a little bored, god decided to make a being in her own image. thus was born eve, and god was well pleased with her creation. she found herself talking to eve one day, and asked her how she liked her new body.

"well" said eve "it's a great shape, and the legs are a good idea, but to be honest i don't think i need three tits"

"that's fair enough" said god, and she took away the third tit and threw it in the bushes.


a few days later eve went to see god.

"god, i'm grateful to you for giving me life, and a beautiful place to live in, but to be honest i'm a little lonely"

"well" said god "how would you like a companion?"

eve agreed that this would be wonderful, so god went and got the useless tit and made it into a man.


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