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Old 12-12-01   #1
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Location: Acworth, Georgia
All citizens must own a rake.
This law still exists.

Location: Acworth, Georgia
One man may not be on another man's back.
This law still exists.

Location: Ada, Oklahoma
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
This law still exists.

Location: Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
This law still exists.

Location: Alabama
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
This law still exists.

Location: Arkansas
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
This law still exists.

Location: Arkansas
A man may "LEGALLY" beat his wife once a month.
This law still exists.

Location: Auburn, Washington
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
This law still exists.

Location: Augusta, Maine
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
This law still exists.

Location: Australia
Wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face is illegal because these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
This law still exists. (Goths..you are warned!)

Location: Australia
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.
This law still exists.

Location: Australia
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
This law still exists.

Location: Tampa Bay, Florida
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 60 P.M.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
This law still exists.

Location: Texarkana, Texas
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
This law still exists.

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Location: Texas
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
This law still exists.

Location: Tampa Bay, Florida
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 60 P.M.
This law still exists.

Location: Tarentum, Pennsylvania
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
This law still exists.

Location: Temple, Texas
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
This law still exists.

Location: Temple, Texas
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
This law still exists.

Location: Temple, Texas
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Hollow logs may not be sold.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
This law still exists.

Location: Tennessee
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
This law still exists.

Location: Terre Haute, Indiana
No one may spit on the sidewalk.
This law still exists.

Location: Texarkana, Texas
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
This law still exists.

Location: Texas
It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
This law still exists.

Location: Thailand
While driving a car, one must where a shirt.
This law still exists.

Location: Thailand
You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. If you
do not pay the fine, you are jailed.
This law still exists.

Location: Toledo, Ohio
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
This law still exists.

Location: Tombstone, Arizona
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
This law still exists.

Location: Topeka, Kansas
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
This law still exists.

Location: Tremonton, Utah
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
This law still exists.

Location: Trenton, New Jersey
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
This law still exists.

Location: Trenton, New Jersey
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
This law still exists.

Location: Trout Creek, Utah
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
This law still exists.

Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
This law still exists.

Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
This law still exists.

Location: Alaska
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
This law still exists.

Location: Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
This law still exists.

Location: Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. .
This law still exists.

Location: Thailand
It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
This law still exists.


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Huh, I'm surised you missed these three:

Tulsa, Oklahoma: Whale hunting is Illegal.

Oklahoma: driving automobiles at night is illegal, unless you have a man with a lantern running 100 feet ahead of your car.

Missouri: Driving with a live bear in your back seat is illegal.
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