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Old 12-02-01   #1
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Beware The Carrot!

i'll add on to this thread later, but as it is, it's about two in the morning, so i'll only do a few for now. Hostile Carrots, based out of Horseshoe Bend, Idaho, is the name of my band. Here are just a few of our songs, but for more info on the band, go to http://www.webspawner.com/users/darkcarrot

Anthem

When I was young, I was like you,
Wouldn't eat carrots, thought they tasted like poo,
Then I met this guy named Mr. E,
Became a Hostile Carrot and the rest is History!

Hostile Carrots! They changed my life,
They came along and pulled me out of strife,
I'm so glad cause now I'm mad!
Mad like crazy, mow you down like a daisy!
Mad like crazy, mow you down like a daisy!

We're not going to be some pretty boy band,
We're gonna crush the world in our hand,
I gotta thank that guy named Mr. E,
Eating that carrot had been the key!

Hostile Carrots! They changed my life,
They came along and pulled me out of strife,
Hostile Carrot is the way to be!
Do you want one too, so you can be like me?
Do you want one too, so you can be like me?

Hostile, Hostile, eat a Carrot, wear some leather!
Violence, Violence, Brings us all together!
Hostile Carrot, you wanna be one too?
Hostile like me, Hostile like you,
Hostile like me, Hostile like you!
(repeat last verse)

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...why carrots..?
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Carrots Rock!

we chose Carrots, because no one ever suspects a vegatable....

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Oh...I see...but I think they are playing you for a fool...the real danger lies not in the carrots, but among the turtles...what devious plans they make...the atrocity of it all is too much for a human mind to comprehend...know this, and this alone...the goldfish are always watching...
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Thirteen

I've got no luck to spare,
Train rolls by, guess I'm lucky I wasn't standing there,
Malicious? Hell, I'm Vicious!
And a little superstitious....

I am luck, but opposite,
Don't come in my house, Don't sit,
In my chair,
Can I rip out all your hair?

Chorus
Thirteen and totally mean!
It's funny how i'm always at the scene,
Of a crime, I'm almost never on time,
It seems my face is always a sickly green,
Cause my lucky number is Thirteen!

I got hit by a car, on my way over here,
Didn't get far, got to you my dear,
You stepped over me, as though I didn't exist,
But you know I can't resist....

Chorus

Unlucky Angel, sitting on my shoulder,
Can life get any colder?
The more I age, the more I rage!
And i can't stop getting older....

Chorus Twice



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Old 12-02-01   #7
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Nightmares

Your getting out of here? Trying to leave my dear?
Clean out your ear! Listen to me!
Can't you see? i'm just a flea, to you!
Would you run away if I said Boo?
I bet you would, I bet i could,
Time to have a feast, don't you know, I'm the Nightmare Beast?

Glad you died, cause you lied,
You know you never even tried,
Into the dark, my little lark,
My hatred for you has found it's mark,
We don't get along, so I wrote this song,
All the things I could do, this was the least,
Cause you know, I'm the Nightmare Beast!

Ring the bell, You're in Hell!
Wait, that's here, still you should fear!
Because I'm near and coming closer,
I answer to no one, no "Yes sir, No sir,"
Crap, I don't need a map, to find you,
That's not me nibbling on your shoe,
Some other beast, but that's the least, of your troubles,
I heard fear rises to the surface just like bubbles,
Your's must be a wave,
Don't tell me I need to behave, Need to shave,
Get off my back! Time to bring out the Torture Rack!
I'm Insane! Can I eat your brains?
Cannibal, Hanibal, What a beast!
Try and run, let's have some fun, pick a direction, i'd go east,
But you can't run from the Nightmare Beast!

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Left-Overs

Why do you think, We went down this,
Here Road?
The blackened soil, is all that's left
Of what you sowed....
I feel my breath, coming shorter
mabye-baby,
And this Earth, has forsaken
My Existance....Resistance....YEAH!

chorus
What you left, now is gone,
And I feel as if I'm in the wrong,
So if your feeling sorry, DON'T!
Besides i'm used to being alone....

Rip out a tune, music soothes
The Savage Beast!
Under the moon, we gather for a
Midnight Beast!
Why do you think, we went down this
Hell Road?
You blackened soul, is all that ever
Really Showed....

chorus

I'm all you left over,
From yester-year,
My soul is blackened, because of you
My Dear....

chorus

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On the Inside

You, say, it's, day, instead of night,
I can't say that I think your right,
Darkness out and Darkness within,
Living a life of sin!
On you hand, a surgical glove,
You didn't want to ruin your nails when you ripped out my heart,
Was that a sign of love?
I didn't think so....
I think this is the time, not quite done with my rhyme,
Here comes the chorus, time to go!
Did i want to go through with this? NO!

chorus
I'm hurting On the Inside,
You broke my Heart, You Lied!
If you try to apologize, (ha ha)
I'm done with all your Lies!

I, say, it's, night, instead of day,
A shadow cannot survive, cannot thrive, without the sun's ray,
Living a life of sin is in!
On your hands, my blood!
Dried Blood! The color of Mud!
You wash your hands, but not your soul,
Is that possible?
I don't think so....
I think this is the time, almost done with my rhyme,
Here comes the chorus, finish strong!
Today it's night, You were WRONG!

chorus 2

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LAMBS
To all those trapped in a line....

Lambs to the slaughter, all in a line,
Why fight? When we all get to dine?
I'm at the front line, running out of time,
Gotta got out this Rhyme, but to you I'm a mime,
Silent, you can't hear me, Unknowing, about my story,
The one I should never tell, of a life in Hell!
Let me out! I gotta get out!

(switch vocalist)
Amen to that brother,(Brother?)
Yeah Brother, we may not have the same mother,
But we got the same blood(Dirty Blood, the color of Mud!)
No one's perfect, cause sin is in!
We rhyme above your din,
Like little boys, we found some new toys!
(Rhyme and Rythm!) Jump, Thump, Let's make some Noise!

(switch back)
Round Three, Back to me! Having fun, aren't we?
Get up crowd, stand on your feet, bob you head to the beat,
Music is my life, close like a wife, or a daughter,
Back to the beginning, Lambs to the Slaughter!
(They'll process 'em through!) Not me, only you!
(Why?) Because I try, i think outside that box!
(That Rocks!) We're not like you, (We're Insane!)
Being the same is such a bane, you know I'm true!
Your all a bunch of sheep, your idea of fun:
Go home and sleep!
I'd weep, but I got no tears left to shed,
This Rythm pounding in my head,
When they get done with you, you'll be dead!
So what do you think? Are we tops?
We don't care what you think, Lamb Chops!

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LiKe A mAn

The Cobra raises up his head, one bite and you'll be dead,
You know what would make me glad?
Killing you and your sister, and your mom and dad!

chorus
Why won't you just die?
I'd release your spirit and watch it fly,
This Cobra will never lie!
Release your spirit and watch it fly,

My soul is being sapped,
I feel as though I'm trapped,
If I were you, I'd leave me be,
I'm angry at you, can't you see?

chorus

Please end this for me!
I hate life, can't you see?
You came the destroyer, but I ran,
This story began, when the Cobra raised up like a man!

chorus

You came to destroy, but had to run,
A venomous death, can't be fun,
You should have known i've never ran,
I was the Cobra who raised up like a man!

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YAY!!!!!

I'm the first official hostile carrot groupie!!
*runs around with a shirt saying "Hostile Carrot Girl"*

I really like Zach..but i like the one about me bestest!:p
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The Way of the Carrot

Idiots of the SUN MONSTER
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER

Not just anyone can be a Hostile Carrot!
It's a state of mind, you just can't wear it!
Be true to yourself, to what's within,
Be a Punk, live a life of sin!
Or mabye not, smoke a little, pot!
It's all good, if you think our styles, hot!
Mabye your Goth, dress in black and never white!
Freaks and Geeks, there all right!
We're calling you, so "come and see"!
If what you want, is within me!
We, the Four, ride in times Apocoliptic times,
Rockin the world with our Rhymes!
Some people don't like what we rhyme about,
They get all mad and start to scream and shout!
Raise a fuss, we never cuss, so why?
I'll tell you why, it's cause there livin a lie!
They're afraid of what's kept inside,
They're afraid of our chaotic ride,
They think we're on somethin, anything or nothin,
They assume we're high, now that's a lie!
In their self made tribe, with a bad vibe,
We play our music loud, this Rhyme's for the crowd!
Except the preps, You know who you are!
You think I'd get this far, without mentioning you?
We'll always hold a grudge, you wanna move us?
We'll never budge!
Solid like a rock, Your time is running down, Tic-Tock!
We're true to ourselfs, The Way of the Carrot!
You wanna be like us? Do you even dare it?
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER

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The Way of the Carrot pg2

Idiots of the SUN MONSTER
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER

Skaters and Boarders, there in this too!
They're like me, they're like you!
Seperate types, one big group, A Multi-Culture soup!
So much differance, one thing the same,
We all hate preps, we think they're lame!
They think we're weird, and abnorm,
They can always try, but I'll never conform!
Be a Prep? By God!
No thanks! I wanna stay odd!
If you wanna be Unique, The Way of the Carrot,
Is what you seek!
Stay Strong! Don't be weak! Don't be meek!
There's less of them, more of us!
They don't like our style, even though we don't cuss!
We're like a speeding train,
Right on time, The Triple Six Insane!
Get out of our path, or you'll feel our wrath!
Or climb aboard! Join the Carrot Hoard!
If you feel this way! Come on Down!
We'll run the preps right out of this town!
Then we'll rename it Carrotville,
We'll own the town, until,
They come back, with a torture rack!
If you force us to run, we'll have more fun!
Whether or not your Insane, you still got a brain!
Cause if you like our style, if you like our sound!
Mabye you should join the Hostile Carrots Underground!
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER
Idiots of the SUN MONSTER



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Beckah, I will post your song today sometime, but i am also working on your christmas present! hehe, i am not telling what you is getting either!

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COOL!!!!! then i'll be a groupie...with a song all my own!!!
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B.C

B.C stands for Beckah Cook,
B.C ya know she's got the look,
B.C she's the one that I like,
B.C could someone turn on this mike?

Darkness, it becomes her,
She loves it when I call her dad "sir",
Darkness, she wears it like a glove,
Beckah, I think I'm in love!

B.C stands for Beckah Cook,
B.C my heart's the one she took,
B.C I'm in a trance,
B.C do you wanna dance?

Me and her, we're a pair,
I love her skin and her hair,
Girls like her don't grow on a tree,
I love her and I hope she loves me!

B.C stands for Beckah Cook,
B.C She's got the look,
B.C my heart's in her hand,
B.C, Hostile Carrots is her favorite band!

B.C she's the one,
B.C let's have some fun,
B.C she's so hot!
B.C, I wrote this song, and now I'm caught!

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my song!!! my song!!!!

*points to the song* didja know?? thats about MMEE!!!!!
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Yeah, you aren't our only groupie though! cyrus wants to join the band, and he's a great bass player and all, better than john, but that's john's thing, so unfortunatly he is only a groupie....but i'm getting him a christmas present like yours!
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hehe, ok, cyrus and me'll be groupies together!!
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